Saturday, April 10, 2010

Five Points vs Gun Point

We are determined to find out who this maniac is.
We think he is related to Charles Finney.


  1. Sammy Pelagian, the wide-eyed, gun-weilding free-willer from the Calvinistic Cartoons shadow blog, Arminian CoMix, comes to the Calvinistic Cartoons blog armed dangerous.

    Arminian CoMix is a sad synergistic display of HTML color codes randomly scattered and YOU choose the outcome.

    "Oh, what a wangled web we weave, when we pwactice to deceive."
    --Elmore J. "Charles Finney" Fudd

  2. [Transcript of recently released secretly recorded audio at undisclosed location soon after the infamous CC heist]

    Who is it?

    It's me, Snakes. I got the stuff.

    Leave it on the doorstep and get outta here.

    All right, Finney, but what about my money? Wesley said you had some dough for me.

    Too bad Wesley ain't in charge no more. Hey! I tell you what I'm gonna give you, Snakes. I'm gonna give you to the count of 10 to get your ugly, yellow, no-good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead! One, two, ten!

    [Sound of automatic fire]

    Keep the change, you filthy animal!

    [break in Transcript only wicked laughing]

  3. This is what I have found out so was Benny Finney, "the Arminian of 1,000 faces". He is a chameleon who can change at the drop of a daisy. When he starts his new blog, I will post it here on my site. Until then, I just hope he doesn't run into Coddington Borax. Those two twisted egos would do more damage than a giant squid in a petting zoo.


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