Thursday, December 31, 2009
Wednesday, December 30, 2009
Mark This Record
This is actually a fan photo from Herbie Popnecker, a long-time fan of the old Rifleman TV series. Pictured above is Johnny Crawford who played Mark McCain, Lucas McCain's only son. It's great to know he is playing Big Band Music and recording some of the songs I wrote for his band. I didn't want to mention this before, since I have been studying about humility and all. So Herbie, for uncovering this rare, present day album, I am sending you a check for $3,742.19
Just for Laughs #67
Tuesday, December 29, 2009
Strange Sheet Music
Monday, December 28, 2009
Sunday, December 27, 2009
The Greatest Evangelism Tool
"The greatest evangelism tool that you will ever have is your dining room table...so use it!"
Saturday, December 26, 2009
Friday, December 25, 2009
Thursday, December 24, 2009
Just for Laughs #66
Wednesday, December 23, 2009
Original Cover of Non-Existent Book
When is an original page not an original page?
When it's Photoshopped to look like one.
But, I would have liked to own this issue!
Tuesday, December 22, 2009
Monday, December 21, 2009
Suitable for Framing
Fan Photo from Sterling Holloway
It's good to see he is reading something worthwhile. If you have any more photos that tie into Calvinisitic Cartoons in some way send 'em on! I will be sending you a check for $5,000.02 for your trouble. Thanks and have a Merry Christmas!
Sunday, December 20, 2009
Just for Laughs #65
Saturday, December 19, 2009
Friday, December 18, 2009
List Your Calvinistic Blog Here!
Thursday, December 17, 2009
A Letter From Dr. Foreman Chrysler
I wanted you and your readers to know that I am coming out with a book entitled, "Death Row and Free Will". In this volume you will find my firm belief that free will is more powerful than a locomotive, able to leap tall buildings at a single bound, and if you look up in the sky, you may find yourself saying, "It's Super-Will"!
Let me explain. I believe that we are made in the likeness of God and so we have a free will. Which means we can freely choose good or evil. Just like...well come to think about it, God doesn't have a will like that. He can only choose good. Forget that last part and just accept the fact that it is BIBLICAL! ...okay, it's not actually mentioned in Scripture that way...okay, forget that part! Here's an illustration I once heard from a mysterious deacon who came to our church and never returned. (He may have been an angel for all we know):
Billy Barty is a man on death row. He is evil through and through. Hates everything and everybody! He will be executed at midnight. He is alone in his cell and can hear sixteen or seventeen prisoners playing their harmonicas. He has eaten his last meal, a Happy Meal with extra fries and a toy figure of Johnny Appleseed.
He has but thirteen minutes before he walks his last steps to the gas chamber and electric chair where he will get a lethal injection before they hang him. He starts to think about what Nipsy Russell once said. "Billy, why not turn your life around right now, before you are executed by the state!" Nipsy said that no more than five minutes ago, so it's still fresh in his mind.
Billy refuses to repent and is executed.
Billy opens his eyes and sees a light. He follows that light for half a mile or so. Then he hears a voice from above..."Billy Barty, use your free will to set yourself free! You can do it! It's the only chance you have...murderer."
Billy agrees and is now happy as a animated hamster in a plastic tunnel. His free will made him choose the right path.
Of course, in my book, I go into depth. But I think you will see my side is the best side, because I have built such a strong case. The book, which is bound to be a best seller, is published by Raca Publications and goes on sale in May.
Dr. Foreman Chrysler
Dear Dr. Chrysler,
The only strong case you ever built was a mahogany book shelf. You should stick to making book cases and chairs.
Crude Oil Arminian Style
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Wednesday, December 16, 2009
Just for Laughs #64
Tuesday, December 15, 2009
Monday, December 14, 2009
Time Travel for Laughs
Sunday, December 13, 2009
No Bedtime Stories Needed
Saturday, December 12, 2009
Friday, December 11, 2009
Fan Photo from Mandy Hootenanny
Enclosed in this envelope is a photo of an Abbott and Costello postcard I found in one of my father's books. I think it was from "In the Navy", one of my dad's favorite movies. I know you pay well for information of this kind and wanted to let you know that I need $5,000 for Christmas and a set of Ginsu knives. I go to the Second Baptist Church of the Active Volcano in Stromboli, Italy and need to move to Poptart, Minnesota for safety.
Thursday, December 10, 2009
Politically Incorrect Christmas Poem
T'was The Month Before Christmas
When all through our land,
Not a Christian was praying
Nor taking a stand.
See the PC Police had taken away,
The reason for Christmas - no one could say.
The children were told by their schools not to sing,
About Shepherds and Wise Men and Angels and things.
It might hurt people's feelings, the teachers would say
December 25th is just a ' Holiday.
Yet the shoppers were ready with cash, checks and credit
Pushing folks down to the floor just to get it!
CDs from Madonna, an X BOX, an I-pod
Something was changing, something quite odd!
Retailers promoted Twilight and Kwanzaa
In hopes to sell books by Franken & Fonda.
As Target was hanging their trees upside down
At Lowes the word Christmas - was no where to be found.
At K-Mart and Staples and Penny's and Sears
You won't hear the word Christmas; it won't touch your ears.
Inclusive, sensitive, Di-ver-si-ty
Are words that were used to intimidate me.
Now Daschle, Now Darden, Now Sharpton, Wolf Blitzen
On Boxer, on Rather, on Kerry, on Clinton !
At the top of the Senate, there arose such a clatter
To eliminate Jesus, in all public matter.
And we spoke not a word, as they took away our faith
Forbidden to speak of salvation and grace.
The true Gift of Christmas was exchanged and discarded
The reason for the season, stopped before it started.
So as you celebrate 'Winter Break' under your 'Dream Tree'
Sipping your Starbucks, listen to me.
Choose your words carefully, choose what you say
Shout MERRY CHRISTMAS , not Happy Holiday!
Please, all Christians join together and wish everyone you meet during
the holidays a MERRY CHRISTMAS
Christ is 'The Reason' for the Christmas Season!
Just for Laughs #63
Wednesday, December 9, 2009
John MacArthur writes the intro to both. And, believe it or not, the More Awesome Truth has an additional intro by Paige Patterson (of the John 3:16 Conference). Even though every page is loaded with Calvinistic theology!
Tuesday, December 8, 2009
Reason for the Season
I wrote Rick McKee, editorial cartoonist for the Augusta Chronicle in Georgia, and asked if I could use his cartoon for my blog. He was gracious enough to allow me the honor. It's a good reminder.
Monday, December 7, 2009
Sunday, December 6, 2009
Saturday, December 5, 2009
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