This has to be a trap. No one gives away Calvin's commentaries! My Bible software program charges a mint for Calvin, but they keep trying to shove a free copy of the work of Arminius down my throat!
A strange looking Evangelist (balding with a beard but no mustache?)who could burn over districts without flint or tinder kept crying out:
Follow! But follow only if ye be men of valor, for the entrance to these commentaries are guarded by a creature so foul, so cruel that no man yet has fought with it and lived! Bones of four fifty Calvinists lie strewn about its lair. So, brave knights, if you do doubt your courage or your strength, come no further, for death awaits you all with nasty big pointy teeth.
" Whoa, Nellie. This must be the downgrade preacher Spurgeon was talkin' about. I should have known trouble was a comin' what with all those Purpose Driven/Burma Shave signs and all..."
Smells like one to me also!
ReplyDeleteThis has to be a trap. No one gives away Calvin's commentaries! My Bible software program charges a mint for Calvin, but they keep trying to shove a free copy of the work of Arminius down my throat!
ReplyDeleteThis made me think of the expression, "If it seems too good to be true, then it probably is".
ReplyDeleteI saw a Romans 8 grenade the other day with a tag on the pin that said "Pull Pin for Free Will!"
ReplyDeleteA strange looking Evangelist (balding with a beard but no mustache?)who could burn over districts without flint or tinder kept crying out:
ReplyDeleteFollow! But follow only if ye be men of valor, for the entrance to these commentaries are guarded by a creature so foul, so cruel that no man yet has fought with it and lived! Bones of four fifty Calvinists lie strewn about its lair. So, brave knights, if you do doubt your courage or your strength, come no further, for death awaits you all with nasty
big pointy teeth.
" Whoa, Nellie. This must be the downgrade preacher Spurgeon was talkin' about. I should have known trouble was a comin' what with all those Purpose Driven/Burma Shave signs and all..."
ReplyDeleteI think I've seen the uncropped version of this photo...there was a large herd of Arminians behind him, blowing really hard in unison...
ReplyDeletepure gold
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