Thursday, April 30, 2015

Our Newest CIA Agent

"Let me make this perfectly clear...anywhere within a 50 foot radius of my anatomical structure is called a Danger Zone."  --  Agent H.P.

FREE BOOK (if you qualify)

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Wednesday, April 29, 2015

Agent Cade Turned Rogue! might need to enlarge this.

This was posted on eBay just seconds ago. We wondered what happened to Agent Cade when we didn't hear from him. Now we know he has turned rogue! The love of money is the root of all kinds of evil...and, brother, his roots are showing! Looks like we were bamboozled!

Need a Lift? Corky Contest #3

Rules are found on April 15 post

A Jim Benton Cartoon

I feel this way as an adult...mainly with my spiritual responsibilities.

Just for Laughs #360

The payoff is in the captions

Tuesday, April 28, 2015

Excerpts from Nigel's New Book #1

"In Heaven you can eat tarantulas. Not real tarantulas, mind you, but reasonable facsimiles. It's like automated substitute meat - a soy-based mock meat that tastes like spicy chicken livers. Sounds gross to you present day Earth dwellers, but there you will see it as beautiful. It will be like a free Happy Meal with a side of manna."  

Wednesday, April 15, 2015

Signs of Clues

These were found under a rug in room 1888

Need a Lift? - A New Corky Contest

The rules are simple: When you see a photo of Corky walking on a road, try to identify the location and drive there, Corky will be in that vicinity for 5 full days. Stop your car and say, "Need a lift? I'm a bona fide member of Calvinistic Cartoons!" Corky will hand you an envelope with $7,000 in it and you will be on your way. It's just that simple!  

Just for Laughs #354

Go ahead...someone out there needs to explode with laughter.

Tuesday, April 14, 2015

B.C. Finds Clue - A.D. Takes Flight

"Found another clue in another box...I'm thinking this could be a red herring." 
- Agent Barry Cade 

"I've booked a flight out to Death Valley. Plane leaves at noon.
Will send report as soon as I find something."
- Agent Alex Desmond 


Excellent book focused on a Christian's ability to be content in all of life's situations.
(The content helps you be content)

New Clues New Place

These two postcards were found taped to agent Alex Desmond's computer screen this morning when he arrived to work. Combined, the message reads as follows:
There is a museum in Death Valley
Where a woman by the name of Sally
Has a steampunk watch that can travel one through time
Tell her you were sent 
By an anonymous gent
Then hand her an 1888 dime.
When she hands you the timepiece 
Fly like a flock of geese
And never return to that Death Valley Museum again.

Friday, April 10, 2015

Map for Agent Alex

This map was stuck in a pizza box delivered to Alex Desmond this afternoon. On the back was this message:
     Don't get up an go just yet
     More clues will come on Tuesday
     Sit tight and try not to fret
     Next time order sushi

One Case Solved

...and just in time!

Have You Seen This Man?

Tuesday, April 7, 2015

Official Report from Agent BC

CIA's Newest Agent

Our new field agent, Alex Desmond, has been a loyal fan of Calvinistic Cartoons since the beginning. Since Barry Cade can't be in two places at one time, and because of the massive amount of clues to follow in the Angus Duncan case, we welcome Alex to the organization. With Barry (B.C.) and Alex (A.D.) we can do a better job of solving this mystery once and for all. 
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