Director: Ok, the emotion I want from you is internal conflict: You're really interested in John Owen, but that cute Rich Baxter keeps is growing on you.
Frank was very excited to get a new home video camera for Christmas, but Fran refused to have her picture taken by it claiming that made you look 10 lbs heavier.
"Darling, you didn't choose that outfit of your own free will, did you?"
ReplyDelete"C'mon sweetcakes, this is a Christian picture, so let's cheese it up a bit, OK???"
ReplyDeleteDo you ever get the feeling that you are being watched by someone, something overwhelmingly bigger than you?
ReplyDeleteAnnnd ACTION!
ReplyDeleteMan: Who's that at the front door, dear?
Woman: It's the Arminians again. Should we answer it or just pretend we're not home?
"Okay, now look apprehensive as you see Ray Comfort, Kirk Cameron, and Todd Friel approaching the house, singing Christmas carols."
ReplyDelete@Stranger: Hahahahahahahahah!!!!!!!
ReplyDelete"Remember, you're going to see the ghost of John Wesley riding towards you on horseback. Be afraid."
ReplyDelete"Look, I know we couldn't get Hitchcock to do this film, but make it good anyway."
ReplyDeleteWoman: "That Eddie Eddings is the most handsome Calvinist I..."
ReplyDeleteDirector: "CUT!!! That's not your line."
Woman: "I know, it's called ad libbing and Eddie offered me 7000 dollars to say it."
Director: Ok, the emotion I want from you is internal conflict: You're really interested in John Owen, but that cute Rich Baxter keeps is growing on you.
ReplyDeleteWoman: Someday soon we all will be together, if the fates allow...
ReplyDeleteDirector: Cut, Cut! Look I know that's what Judy sang in that movie but we don't believe in the Fates. We believe in the Lord.
Woman: Whatever, it's the postmodern times. People don't listen to the words as they sing.
I vote thumbs up for the Todd Friel, Kirk Cameron and Ray Comfort caption. LOL! *nightmare!*
ReplyDeleteGood to see Dolly (C.G.) Madison back commenting again.
ReplyDeleteWillkommen zurück! Wir verpassten Sie!
Director: "Now staring acting sleepy and fall out the window."
ReplyDelete(From the post-feminist remake of Acts 20 where Eutychususie is brought to life by the Apostle Paulette.)
@Persis
ReplyDeleteNot sure, but I think that is how The New R.S.V. tells the story.
I have no idea what I said a couple of comments ago. I was suddenly overcome by a spirit and started typing in tongues.
ReplyDeleteCraigB
I really should go back to typing with my fingers instead.
ReplyDeleteArminius % Juliette
ReplyDelete(adapted for the screen by William Finney)
Girl: Arminius, Arminius, wherefore art thou, Arminius?
@Persis: LOL! :D
ReplyDeleteTee hee! Thank you, Mr. Boyd. Are you as German as I am? :D
ReplyDeleteWell, if you are Scottish, then I guess I am as German as you are : )
ReplyDeleteBut, HowtoSayin.com is German enough.
I have some Scottish, but not as much as German. :D I've got just about everything European.
ReplyDeleteOh, thanks for the link!
Frank was very excited to get a new home video camera for Christmas, but Fran refused to have her picture taken by it claiming that made you look 10 lbs heavier.
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