Remember the Calvinistic Cartoons K.I.T. formula - Keep It Theological. I will pick one comment that I think is funny and fill in the balloon giving credit to the "winner". Don't worry about the size of the balloon, I can adjust it to your dialog. Just keep it short as possible. Only fill in the one balloon - don't add other dialog from someone else in the photo. Have fun and enjoy the laughs!
"Aw come on... open the door, so I can come in and eat with you, and you with me"
ReplyDelete"Don't look so suprised, ol' boy! It's me, Benny Finney! Calvinist-hater extraordinaire!"
ReplyDelete"Whatsa matter? Ain't seen a living Arminian before?"
ReplyDelete"Don't tell me, I look like Rob Bell. I get that all the time, that's why I don't wear glasses."
ReplyDelete"Do you know that if you died tonight you would go to heaven? I can show you how in five minutes."
ReplyDelete"Pretend I'm Jesus, see? I want to come into your heart and wash all your sins away, but I can't do a thing unless you excercise your free will and voluntarily open the doors of your heart!"
ReplyDelete"...and there's no handle on my side, so it really is all down to you..."
ReplyDeleteForgive me, Maam, I seem to have "accidentally" trampled your tulip garden. But not to worry, I have plenty of daisies with me to replace them with. They will look so much nicer to all of your Arminian nayayayaybors too.
ReplyDeleteSorry about that, my throat is a little hoarse.
Japheth, this ain't funny. Quit the joking and let me in.
ReplyDeleteSo far, Helen's got the best one, hands down. How do I know? It got a lol,acomf* out of me.
ReplyDelete*laughing out loud, and choking on my Frito
"Jesus loves you ya know, cause if He didn't, this would be a mirror instead of a window. BAHAHAHAHA!"
ReplyDeleteI'm selling it as a fixer-upper 'cause I...
ReplyDeleteAin't got time to fix the shingles.
Ain't got time to fix the floor.
Ain't got time to oil the hinges,
Nor to mend the window pane.
Ain't gonna need this house no longer.
I'm getting ready to meet the saints.
This is Deacon Doberman, folks. Time for our annual tithe talk...
ReplyDeleteYou're sure now? You promise that if I come out I won't be part of the emergent church?
ReplyDelete"Sorry, Joyce. We only let people who can read the Bible in here."
ReplyDeleteINSIDE JOKE ALERT!
I am really sorry sir but the altar call is over you will have to try again next week.
ReplyDelete"You are traveling in another dimension--one of God, man, and redemption. You've just entered into...the Tulip Zone."
ReplyDelete"Arminians? I haven't seen any Arminians! You must have the wrong fella in mind."
ReplyDelete@Chris: Awesome!
ReplyDelete"Oh, so ya think 'Christian Hedonism' is an oxymoron, huh? Well, there's some kool-aid in that pitcher over there; if you want out, drink it!"
...Well then, how about a prayer carpet? Would you like to buy a PRAYER CARPET?
ReplyDeleteBe honest with me...do I look like I'm being interviewed on the 700 Club?
ReplyDelete"That's right...That's right...Let those disgusting Calvinist eyes get weary...I'll win THIS stare-off, Calvinist boy!"
ReplyDeleteJust because you have a signed decision card does not mean you have permission to enter in.
ReplyDeleteI like Inkslinger's comment personaly.
ReplyDelete"Please let me in. I promise, Calvinism is not a contagious disease."
ReplyDeleteRachel! So this is it, then. I suspected you were seeing another man. If you were seeing another Calvinist, that would be one thing. But an Arminian!?
ReplyDelete"There are two Mormons chasing me. Tell them James White is in here."
ReplyDelete"Just doing a poll in the community about what you would attract you to a church"
ReplyDeleteoops...sorry about the type-o.
ReplyDeleteAre you Mr. and Mrs. Timn? I have some bad news....you're boy now sells ice cream at Benny Finney's shows!
ReplyDeleteEddie if you pick mine everybody else will give you $7000.
ReplyDeleteCongratulations, Michael!
ReplyDeleteWow, I just finally looked back to see who won. I'm honored my caption was worthy.
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