Thursday, October 22, 2009

Old Calvinist Pulp Magazine


  1. I just saw some comments by an Arminian who does not like what he sees the cover of this magazine. He seems to be really cranky. Here is what he said:

    "10 Story"? Ha. Can't you guys even count? You had to do some literary gymnastics to get 5 points out of your 4-part Cannons of Dork.

    "Tulip On My Grave": The T.U.L.I.P. should be in the grave.

    "Five Bullets": At least, that's more humane than what you guys did to Servetus.

    "Arminian Uprising": LOL! There are way more of us than there are of you.

    "Bat Baklava Masterson": Baklavas aren't nearly as sticky as your crazy theology.

    "The Chic and Gumbo Gang": Actually, I like these guys.

    "Spurs The Preacher Man": If he is a Calvinist, he can just spur his horse and gallop off into the sunset.

    "Cotton Adams": An insult to the legacy of our Methodist circuit-riding preachers.

    "They Call Me Calvin": I call you an enemy of free will.

    "Deputy Luther Rides Again": The disciples of Luther's deputy (Melanchthon) were on the right track when they disputed the issue of free-will.

  2. I may have to create a "Comments Award". This ranks at the top of my's a grocery list, but still, it's a list!


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