"Well, lookie there. A priest, a minister, and a rabbi jest walked in."
Right about the time Reginald U. Pherrybottom was finishing his fifth mini mocha krappuccino he noticed the short dumpy stranger who had stepped into the saloon. Hey, slappy who's the fella in the get up? asked Reginald. Well, first off the name is not slappy its Bob and that fella would be old man Eddings, said Slappy. Who does he think he is wearing some nonsense like that in a place like this? asked Reginald. He is dressed up as Martin Luther for reformation day, said the other guy who kind of looked like a young Bob 'Captain Kangaroo' Keeshan. Well, said Reginald, that sure is a stupid looking hat.
Miss Kitty has just announced to her patrons and employees that she has taken a part time job at the local mega-church on the dance worship team.
Ugh...here comes that incessant Finney again. I wonder how many times he's going to tell us he's lost his salvation this week?
Church should have let out 15 minutes ago...did they play "Free Bird" as the invitational hymn again?Look, Herb. Is that I Ron Butterfly doing his sermon series called In the Garden of Eden?
Freebird, that interminably long song as the invitation! HA! (Is interminably a word?)
Has anyone heard of the Word Faith activist who tried to save America by coming out with a brand of chocolate milk called "Ality"? Apparently he thought that children all across America would cry out "More Ality please!" and that their faith would manifest the end of abortion, gay marriage, and road rage...
Yes that is Fast Finney I recognize him from the wanted poster. Skinny go get the Sherriff. Mutton chops you still hide Luther’s Bondage of the Will under the bar? Give it over! And then you best stay behind the bar the may get messy!
The saloon got eerily quiet when Todd Bentley first told about being slain in the Spirit, and then started shakin and a quakin on the ground. Doc Henderson was called right quick as they suspected Bentley had begun to have some sort of seizure.
I think its one of them new-fangled hand Green ades. But whats he doin wearin it?Maybe hes gonna be one of them suey-cide explosions.