Rodney Dangerfield couldn't figure out why his new friends were not laughing at his jokes_until he found out that they were two Presbyterians and a Dutch Reformed minister.
Eddie,After I made a wisecrack in 4th grade, the teacher scolded me, "Don't get smart!" Some people say that I took her admonition too literally.Craig
I think we went to different schools together.
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Well gentlemen, it looks as though providence has placed me on the maiden voyage of the Titanic to win all your money.
Pastor D Zastor explains to his deacons, a new idea to fill the pews. Dance hall ladies to collect the offering.
Psst!...Hey guys, don't look now, but Pascal is back there taking some action again.
Having no lots to cast the church board decided to cut the deck to see who would be doing this weeks visitation to Ol' Lady Bunyuns
No Really, I am a Calvinist. But my "L" stands for Luck of the draw. Oh and the "P" is for perseverance of the bluffer.
Seriously, I took all the money away from those guys over by the picture of the Titanic, you sure you want me to deal you in? Oh, pay no attention if these young fellas look at your cards.