Monday, June 29, 2009

Just for Laughs! #2


Let's bring some life to this photo!
Add some good Calvinistic humor and
change the world as we know it.

10 comments:

  1. After years of study and labor, they finally invented the lava lamp!

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  2. Man with the book, "You drew two Arminius cards and one anti-Calvin cards. The genie grants you three chances to get into heaven."

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  3. Father! I can't believe it! Every book in your vast Christian library belongs to the Femurtown County Public Library and has been overdue for more than three years!!

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  4. Wait a minute! If what the Bible is saying here is true... Then Brian McLaren has absolutely no idea what the heck he's talking about.
    Generous Orthodoxy my foot!

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  5. Historic photo of Greg Boyd's great-grandfather, author of the little known children's book "The Little Open Theist That Might, But We Really Don't Know For Sure"

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  6. Father, I hate to tell you this, but...all of your books were printed upside down...yes, even the covers and binding!

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  7. Father, it would make such a difference if I knew how to read.

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  8. In the real but little known version, The Ghost of Christmas Past dressed in all black and forced Scrooge to look upon His younger, honest, Calvinist youth.

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  9. In a fluke purchase from the United Way thrift shop, Nelson Smythe-Jones and his grandson Huey discover the long lost "Book of Armaments", thus beginning their life long quest to create the Romans 9 Hand Grenade.

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  10. This is the third book I have read by Rob Bell and the 12th time he's contradicted himself on the nature of the Gospel. No wonder you have to read them in secret.

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