Remember the Calvinistic Cartoons K.I.T. formula - Keep It Theological. I will pick one comment that I think is funny and fill in the balloon giving credit to the "winner". Don't worry about the size of the balloon, I can adjust it to your dialog. Just keep it short as possible. Only fill in the one balloon - don't add other dialog from someone else in the photo. Have fun and enjoy the laughs!
But honey, I'm pretty sure the traditionally confessional interpretation of Sabbath rest does not require us to stay in bed all day. Maybe we should consider going to church?
ReplyDelete"Darling, it's after 6:00 P.M. We can get up now."
ReplyDelete"Surely my impression of Naomi isn't that bad! Be reasonable!"
ReplyDeleteOh, you'll get over it, Elliot. Almost everyone has a dream that they've missed the rapture.
ReplyDelete"Must we continue our re-enactment of Ruth? I've uncovered your feet three times this week!"
ReplyDelete@Stranger: Nice.
ReplyDelete"But I'm afraid to go to sleep, Raplh. Every night I dream about this scary man in a space-helmet weilding a copy of Calvin's Insitutes!"
ReplyDelete"Honey, I know we're Calvinists and all, but... I'd feel a lot better if you told me you married me because you wanted to. It's not particularly comforting to think that you married me only because you were predestined to."
ReplyDelete"It was real! It was real! The ghost of James Arminius was right out the window!"
ReplyDelete@inkslinger "Honey, I know we're Calvinists..."
ReplyDeleteYou win! HI-larious!
Honey, I think we need to really put into practice what the preacher said Sunday about forgiveness. You know, 77 times?
ReplyDeleteAnd I am sorry about the Dutch Oven last night, who knew cabbage and horseradish was such a deadly combination?
"Honey! Eddie is outside at the window! He's whispering something about this great new blog idea he had. Said he couldn't call because it's 'top-secret.'"
ReplyDeleteI agree with confessionalouthouse, Inkslinger has a winner!
ReplyDelete"Honey, the Free Will Police just called. They said they want you to choose to give yourself up."
ReplyDelete@ Joel
ReplyDeleteAfter reading your comment, I actually went back to the picture and enlarged it to see if Eddie had Photoshopped himself into a window in the background.
I mean, if I could miss Corky in the moon...
Dear, if you were really a Christian like you say you are, you would act more like a servant and get up and make me breakfast!
ReplyDeleteDavid, I'm not warming your feet any more until you clip those horrid toenails of yours and that's final!
ReplyDeleteSolomon, wake up! Why can't you stop with me, your ever-faithful #738!
ReplyDelete"Yeah, I know all that, but can you spell infralapsarianism?
ReplyDelete@Kevin:
ReplyDeletePoor Abishag!
"Oh calm, down Ahab! We'll get you that vineyard!"
ReplyDelete"Hezekiah! You can't mope forever, wait the prophet is coming back..."
ReplyDeleteTime even up your sideburns Samson!
ReplyDelete"Come on, Abram! I know God promised and all, but my my biological clock is ticking. I'm not getting any younger. So now, it's been the right number of days and my temperature is right. It's time to do what we need to to fulfill God's promise!"
ReplyDelete@ Michael Wright
ReplyDeleteI think you nailed it with that Ahab one.
Short and sweet. (and funny)
Oral, honey, if you put your head under the covers like this, the scary stuff from Revelation won't seem so scary. Think of it as a real big prayer hanky.
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