"Charles, I have decided to write a children's book called, 'The Elephant in the Castle'!"- Mrs. C. H. Spurgeon
"Dear, I remember when you used to write me forty or fifty page love letters."- Mrs. John Owen
"What do you mean I have been predestined to cook you breakfast?"- Mrs. John Calvin
"I've got some knock-knock jokes to spice up your lecture!"- Mrs. B. B. Warfield
"Why in Heaven's name are you outside, in the cold, standing under a lamppost?" - Mrs. C. S. Lewis
"What do you mean I have been predestined to rub your feet?"- Mrs. R. C. Sproul
"I had just enough paint to finish my project. Now everyone in the neighborhood will know this is the "Pink" house!"- Mrs. A. W. Pink
"Now that you have been excommunicated and are an outlaw…let's rob a few banks! Just kidding."- Mrs. Martin Luther
"Sweetie, I have always had religious affections for you!"- Mrs. Jonathan Edwards
"Well, at least I'm not like John Wesley's wife!" - Mrs. George Whitefield
I like Mrs. Martin Luther's quote.
Yes Mrs. George, we have all thought that at one point or another.ReplyDelete
Always love the C.S. Lewis quotes..ReplyDelete
I gotta use the Calvin / Sproul quote.
Someone should put these in a book. Could be a lot of money made in this venture.ReplyDelete