Saturday, January 2, 2010

A Science Moment - Hairy Ticks

The Hairy-tick is the common name for the small-brained, spiritually dead apostates that constitute the order Biblitwistinlibertine.
Hairy-ticks are ectoparasites (external parasites), living by hematophagy on the blood of sheep, goats, wolves and occasionally their own kind.
Hairy-ticks are second to none as vectors of spiritual disease, both infectious and toxic.
Hairy-ticks are blood-sucking parasites that are often found in churches as pastors, in Bible studies, on YouTube, or in the Twitters, Facebook and Blogs everywhere where they will rest themselves so as to attach themselves to passing sheep.
It is a common misconception that the Hairy-tick can force himself or herself onto the host. The host has to stop, listen and welcome the animal into their soul. It usually feeds on those sheep who are famished from not feeding on the Word.
Hairy-ticks have a harpoon-like structure in their mouth area, known as a hypostome, that allows them to anchor themselves firmly in place while sucking the life-blood from an individual or a congregation that has been fed on spiritual fast food.
You don't have to be in "twilight" or under a "new moon" to realize that these are the real "vampires" of history.

1 comment:

  1. Often these blood suckers have such dread inspiring comments as:

    "Did you have your three hours of prayer this morning?...You know Luther saw that he had a lot to do one day and so he determined to pray even more!"

    Others use,

    "You know if we just had faith like George Mueller's who could pray milk trucks to break down outside his orphange..."


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