Duck and Cover was a suggested method of personal protection against the effects of a nuclear weapon which the United States government taught to generations of United States school children from the early 1950s into the 1980s.
Your assignment, if you decide to take it, is to bring this up to date with a hearty theological twist coupled with a good sense of humor.
The students at Liberty University have been so well trained by Ergun Caner, that when he merely mentions the word "calvinist", every single student does the "Duck & Cover" maneuver.ReplyDelete
Good one Kevin! I shot milk through my nose which is strange since I was drinking Mountain Dew at the time.ReplyDelete
Thanks, guys! I needed both of those laughs!ReplyDelete
*Howls of Laughter*
It's amazing how Eddie found such an early picture of the "King James Only" sensitivity training.ReplyDelete
Yes, you're right...and this space helmet came with the training!ReplyDelete
Wait...Did you imply a certain spacy character to those who kling to the Bible that grew out of King James I’s hatred for the Geneva Bible’s brief but potent Calvinistic Reformation doctrine in the margins. James authorized this translation in order to remove these “seditious marginal notes.” 1611 King James Authorized VersionReplyDelete
I meant Klingon toReplyDelete
Eddie, your response to Kevin made me shoot lemon-lime Gatorade through my nose............and I wasn't drinking ANYTHING at the time.ReplyDelete
Miss MacEachron's students practice their response to a "global warming" alert by bowing down, and praying toward Washington D.C.ReplyDelete
Students at the Arminian Holiness Academy practice the only successful defense to a Calvinist armed with John 6:44.ReplyDelete
King James Only Reactionary Training for reminders that the King James Version had the Apocrypha in the translation of 1611!ReplyDelete
While viewing the interview between Larry King and Robert Schuler where Schuler explained his "Wider Mercy" theory in which all people will go to Heaven due to a wideness in God's mercy despite not being mentioned in the Bible, the children at New Testament Christian School immediately smelled a rat and ducked under their desks to avoid being struck by the same lightning bolt that was shurely to hit Schuler...ReplyDelete
Ms. Stevenson's third grade class, upon hearing the rapture alarm, assumed the approved position. These drills were conducted daily so that they would not be left behind when the trumpet sound. Sadly, Principal Camping kept changing the expected date of when the rapture was supposed to happen. This was third time this year that the kids spent all day "in position".ReplyDelete