Wednesday, January 20, 2010

Just for Laughs #77


  1. A Fellowship of Suffering

    A wounded Reformed prophet who has spoken in the name of the Lord has been an example of suffering and patience. Indeed he now counts himself blessed since he has endured.

    Quoteth the prophet to this helpful little lamb, "Is anyone suffering? Let him pray. Is anyone cheerful? Let him sing psalms."

  2. Young pastor, Herbie Tane's blood is Bibline in content, after all he is a Calvinist through and through. His reformed nurse, Millie Wonka, says she will have to hook up an NIV to help his recovery.

  3. Herbie pleadeth, "Please, no NIV for moi...perhaps thou hast a Breeches...or even an ESV."

    Millie replieth, "But I hast not such treatments but only what thou Goodest Modern Doctor hath ordereth for thee!"

    Herbie enduringly replieth, "Then stayeth hear yet a little while little lamb and let us enjoy the fellowship of His suffering!"

  4. "Salvation is like a sick man lying on a bed..."

  5. I'll be fine, Nurse Martha. You head on back and join Mary and listen to the teachings of our Master. Really, its OK. I only stubbed my toe when you moved the coffee table to vacuum with no warning.


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