Calvinistic Cartoons: Classics #18

Wednesday, June 22, 2011

Classics #18

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The BlainemonsterJune 22, 2011 at 12:51 AM
Yes, and why eat? Leave that to the chefs! Why brush your teeth? Leave it to the dentists! Why bother being a decent parent? Leave that to the government! Crazy non-Bereans...
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Joel GarnerJune 22, 2011 at 2:01 AM
YEAH!
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mikew116June 22, 2011 at 7:22 PM
That would save a lot of time. Hey, why breath anymore, they have machines that do that.
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Corey P.June 22, 2011 at 8:07 PM
The User-Friendly League of Non-Bereans? Oh, boy... :)

Awesome cartoon, Eddie!
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Corey P.June 22, 2011 at 8:07 PM
@Blainemonster and Michael: Exactly...
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stranger.strange.landJune 22, 2011 at 10:12 PM
"And it's not like I don't read the scriptures. I read Your Best Life Now, and that has Bible references in it. I like the way Joel explains things."
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Joel GarnerJune 23, 2011 at 5:17 AM
I didn't write a book called Your Best Life Now!
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stranger.strange.landJune 23, 2011 at 6:35 AM
Do you ever explain things?
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Joel GarnerJune 23, 2011 at 7:40 AM
Sorry, just trying to be funny. Guess it didn't work with just text...
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stranger.strange.landJune 23, 2011 at 5:51 PM
It WAS funny. I had the guy in the chair saying that Joel did 2 things: 1.He wrote a book. 2. He explained things.

Oh, no! Now I am explaining my joke, breaking one of the cardinal rules of jokesters.

; )
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mikew116June 23, 2011 at 7:35 PM
@Stranger: Be a rebel, break the rules! Give the joke nazis something to fuss about/ :-)
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Joel GarnerJune 23, 2011 at 8:34 PM
@Stranger: Oops, apologies. Misunderstanding...

At least we got to break some rules!
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stranger.strange.landJune 24, 2011 at 4:28 AM
Yeah, that was fun.

But Joel, maybe you and I should rehearse our comment page banter off site before unleashining it onto the ever so discerning readers of Calvinistic Cartoons.

Do you think that's a good idea?

Hmmm? Neither do I.
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stranger.strange.landJune 24, 2011 at 4:42 AM
@Michael Wright

I don't know Michael, dealing with the joke nazis is not for the faint of heart. They make the Spanish Inquisition look like Girl Scouts.

And NO Spanish Inquisitor wants to be seen wearing a green dress and a beret.
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mikew116June 24, 2011 at 8:07 PM
"And NO Spanish Inquisitor wants to be seen wearing a green dress and a beret."

I don't want to see it either. The mental image is bad enough.
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A Testimony to God's Saving Grace

My B.C. years were pocked with sin and grief.
I did all I could to fulfill my carnal ambitions. Thinking I would always earn a living as a musician, I dropped out of high school to devote myself to sex, drugs and rock n' roll. Getting high was my top priority. I was jailed eventually, hospitalized, and committed to a mental institution because of my suicidal inclinations. When I was released, I continued pursuing the same activities. I did all I could to escape reality. I was running from myself...running from my past...and without knowing it at the time, running straight into the hands of God! I now realize the Lord was setting up all the roadblocks, detours, and dead-ends in my life, leading me through a seemingly hopeless maze into a direct confrontation with His Son, Jesus Christ! Hebrews 1:14 declares that God sends His angels to render service to "those who will inherit salvation." He was surely doing that in my tangled life. One night, while alone in my room, I could run no longer. I reached out to the Lord and cried in desperation for Him to save me from a life misspent. He heard my plea and miraculously and instantly transformed me. I will never be the same.

Wednesday, June 22, 2011

Classics #18

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