Balloon Talk #8
Remember the Calvinistic Cartoons K.I.T. formula - Keep It Theological. I will pick one comment that I think is funny and fill in the balloon giving credit to the "winner". Don't worry about the size of the balloon, I can adjust it to your dialog. Just keep it short as possible. Only fill in the one balloon - don't add other dialog from someone else in the photo. Have fun and enjoy the laughs!
Gramm, what is this White Horse Inn that you've been listening to on Sunday nights? It don't sound Fundamentalist to me.
ReplyDeleteLooks like we are the only Jacobs sitting at a table full of Esaus. Am I right gramma? Up high! No? Not now? Okay, I hear ya, maybe later.
ReplyDeleteGramma, your biscuits remind me of Calvinism. For starters, they're harder than the heart of a totally depraved sinner . . .
ReplyDelete... I have to eat them whether I want to or not ...
ReplyDelete... thankfully, I only have to eat the ones that are given to me ...
ReplyDelete... if I soften 'em up with a whole stick o' butter, they become irresistible ...
ReplyDelete... and finally, I have to finish them off or else I get no dessert!
ReplyDeleteDid you get this biscuit recipe from John Calvin's "Bitter Trials" Cookbook?
ReplyDeleteLook I get it, we're orthodox, and honestly I do not have a problem with that. But seriously, now we're eating locust and honey? Really? I mean, come on people where is your scriptural backing for this one?!
ReplyDelete"Don't hide it anymore, Grandma! I saw your copy of Bondage of the Will sticking out of that suitcase!"
ReplyDelete"We're related to Charles Finney, aren't we, Grandma? AREN'T WE?!"
ReplyDeleteGramma, Total Depravity is too in the Bible, and if you want me to prove it, I'll throw these peas in your new hairdo!
ReplyDeleteI admit it. I dated Eddie Eddings. And I liked it to, he is a wonderful Calvinist man. But no, we never kissed...he wouldn't take off that dang helmet!
ReplyDeleteWhat do you mean I'm too young to understand the Puritans?
ReplyDeleteWhat was that? You cooked this turkey like Calvin did Servetus? Grandma, I didn't expect you to be such an Arminian.
ReplyDeleteIf you did some research you would see that Calvin didn't kill Mr. Servetus, I know these things Grandma, I read Boettner's book.
ReplyDelete"Who was that funny man with the space helmet in your photo album, Grandma?"
ReplyDeleteSo if Grandpa Harold was right, why is he still in hiding?
ReplyDeleteGrandma, all Arminians pray like Calvinists, they just don't realize it!
ReplyDeleteSo this morning, these quail were laying on the ground outside?
ReplyDeleteI got a bad feeling about this...
Grammy, did you ever meet Martin Luther or John Calvin?
ReplyDeleteMama says you're old enough to have dated John Wesley...zat true?
ReplyDeleteAw, Gramma, do I have to say grace again? Why don't we just pray once over the groceries when we bring them home? That would save a lot of time.
ReplyDeleteShouldn't we eat this stuff first to see if we like it before we give thanks for it?
ReplyDelete"Tell 'em, Grandma! Before dinner, we saw Tim reading Your Best Life Now, didn't we?"
ReplyDeleteGramma, do you use Predestination Perfume or Semi-Pelegian Toilet Water?
ReplyDelete"Grandma, if we're Arminians, aren't I free to choose whether or not to eat the spam 'n potatoes?"
ReplyDeleteWait! I know I saw a Pre-Blessed Food sticker on the food when we brought it home, why are we blessing it?
ReplyDeleteTHEO wrote, "Gramma, your biscuits remind me of Calvinism. For starters, they're harder than the heart of a totally depraved sinner . . ."
ReplyDeleteBwhahahahahahahahaha!
Ink Slinger: "Grandma, if we're Arminians, aren't I free to choose whether or not to eat the spam 'n potatoes?"
ReplyDeleteBeat me to it. Well-disciplined children are the perfect example of not having libertarian free will.
Jim wrote, "Well-disciplined children are the perfect example of not having libertarian free will."
ReplyDelete:D
"Broccoli! Uck! Can I be excused? I've decided to go on a fast."
ReplyDeleteRalph Peterson wrote, "Shouldn't we eat this stuff first to see if we like it before we give thanks for it?"
ReplyDeleteHa!
Congratulations, THEO, m'boy!
ReplyDeleteThanks, Joel. This whole thread has been hilarious!
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