Tuesday, June 28, 2011

Just for Laughs #164

Provide a theological caption for this situation.

18 comments:

  1. "You're telling me that because I'm a Calvinist, you won't even sit next to me?"

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  2. "Listen, Meg: I'm really, really sorry I sold our engagement ring, but it was the only way I could afford to buy that set of Calvin's commentaries. You've gotta believe me, honey!"

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  3. "Face it. You know we're predestined to be together."

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  4. "Look I don't have to love Spurgeon for you to love me...right?...right?"

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  5. "I saw you reading Love Wins, I know I did. It's not about marriage. We can work through this..."

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  6. "Lou Ann, I know eschatology is important, I was just kidding when I said I was a panmillenialist.

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  7. I just don't think we can go on after you preached on Ephesians 1 and still said you believe in free will.

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  8. "But darling! How was I supposed to know you were supralapsarian before I preached a sermon against it?!"

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  9. Alright already, I'll eat the dang piece of fruit, but you're gonna be the one who climbs this big ol' tree to get it first!

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  10. "Really, dear, did you have to throw the bouquet out the window? Tulips rock!"

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  11. "No, I don't believe in a Pre or Mid-Tribulational Rapture! That doesn't mean things have to end!"

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  12. "Herbert, if you make one more crack about Servetus, you can kiss our dating good-bye."

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  13. "It is better that you found this out now rather than later, Emmylou. When I caught Tony sneaking out the back window, he had this in his pocket, a ticket to Oberlin, Ohio, and a letter of intent to study under Professor Charles Finney."

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  14. "It's your fault we've been banished from this garden. Now, start letting me rule over you, I've got that thorny ground to toil over"

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  15. Calvinist pickup line #5:

    "Your name must be Grace, because I find you irresistible."

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  16. "Excuse me, do you work at a buffet? Because I think it was predestined that I take you out."

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