Monday, November 23, 2009

Just for Laughs #57


Ask yourself who, what, why, when, and where.
Then post your answer or comment.

8 comments:

  1. Charles Finney deciding to illustrate how sound his theology is to the rest of the Presbyterian elders.

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  2. Arminian apologist Wayne "Shakey" Shumway has come to realize that performing his high-rise stunts is much easier than trying to defend his belief that there are people in hell for whose sins Christ atoned.

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  3. You made "Arminian apologist" take on a whole new meaning!

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  4. Breaking News:Wayne "Shakey" Shumway (seen in photo) decides this stunt would be easier than accepting an invitation to debate James White about the Doctrines of Grace.
    Stay tuned.

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  5. (Follow up on the breaking news)

    Sources close to Mr. Shumway told reporters that he had entertained the idea of accepting the invitation; but changed his mind after having a dream in which he saw James White at one podium, and a crisp piece of toast at the other.

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  6. And Elijah came near to all the people and said, “How long will you go limping between two different opinions? If the Lord is God, follow him; but if Baal, then follow him.” And the people did not answer him a word.
    1 Kings 18:21

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  7. An evolutionist attempts to reconcile science and "nothing + nobody = everything." He is said to have turned senile last year after a traumatic incident involving a chimpanzee and 4 lbs. of C-4.

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