Thursday, November 12, 2009
B-Day Today
Well, only one year old and I feel like I have known some of you for a lot longer. Thanks to Melvin Swartz who performed a tracheotomy on me with only a pen and a straw last night as I was celebrated 365 days of blood, sweat and tears. Thanks to readers like Lubin Fleabody, who pulled me from a burning car in southeast Dallas five months ago. I would also like to applaud the bravery of one of the followers of Calvinistic Cartoons, Kenny Saltenmoocher, for throwing himself on the hand grenade tossed by Arminian activist, Sprinter McBee. Special thanks will be sent, with a check for six grand, to Phoebe Shinloin, for donating her bladder to the Methodist Hospital of Forgotten Dreams. To all the loyal readers, and to those who aren't really loyal but could be if they had the time, I bid you good providence. Just remember when you are using someone else's computer to secretly bookmark this site. They will thank you later, I'm sure of it.
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Happy Blog B-day, Eddie! Your blog helped me get my sense of humor back in the midst of deep trials. Keep up the good work and God bless!
ReplyDeleteThank you for your kindness. You have helped immensely with your creative contributions from the beginning. Through all our trials and hardships (and some ships are harder than others) we know God has a loving purpose. The best is yet to come!
ReplyDeleteI also like the fact, that today, Persevering Pastor becomes member number 123.
ReplyDeleteHappy Birthday, Calvinistic Cartoons! One year old! You sure wear it well.
ReplyDeleteThough your humor is only limited to the the elect, those who log on are unconditionally predestined to laugh till He come... even so come, Lord Jesus!
Thanks, Eddie! May the Lord continue to bless you always in all ways until He return.
Eddie, what a blessing you are brother. Your humor has at times been a great bright spot on some pretty rough days. Infact, Who can turn the world on with his smile?
ReplyDeleteWho can take a nothing day, and suddenly make it all seem worthwhile?
Well it’s you Ed, and you should know it
With each glance and every little movement you show it
Love is all around, no need to waste it
You can have a town, why don’t you take it
You’re gonna make it after all
How will you make it on your own?
This world is awfully big, but Ed this time you’re not all alone
But it’s time you started living
It’s time you let someone else do some giving
Love is all around, no need to waste it
You can have a town, why don’t you take it
You’re gonna make it after all
You had me laughing. And yes, I threw my hat up in the air.
ReplyDeleteWell brother I'm glad that it made you laugh you deserve it. Happy b-day.
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