Monday, November 30, 2009

Record Breaker

Yes, no one has been able to listen
to this record without breaking it!


  1. One of the songs on the album:

    The name game!

    Spurgeon, Spurgeon bo Burgeon Bonana fanna fo Furgeon
    Fee fy mo Murgeon, Spurgeon!

    Calvin, Calvin bo Balvin Bonana fanna fo Falvin
    Fee fy mo Malvin, Calvin!

    Come on everybody!
    I say now let's play a game
    I betcha I can make a rhyme out of anybody's name
    The first letter of the name, I treat it like it wasn't there
    But a B or an F or an M will appear
    And then I say bo add a B then I say the name and Bonana fanna and a fo
    And then I say the name again with an F very plain
    and a fee fy and a mo
    And then I say the name again with an M this time
    and there isn't any name that I can't rhyme

    Luther, Luther bo Buther Bonana fanna fo Futher
    Fee fy mo Muther, Luther!

    But if the first two letters are ever the same,
    I drop them both and say the name like
    Boice, Boice drop the B's Bo oice
    For Flavel, Flavel drop the F's Flo avel
    For Metzger, Metzger drop the M's Mo etzger
    That's the only rule that is contrary.

    Every body do Pink!
    Pink, Pink bo Bink Bonana fanna fo Fink
    Fee fy mo Mink, Pink!

    Now let's try Lloyd-Jones!
    (you do it)

    The name game (music fades)

  2. Wasn't the highly controversial song "Double Predestination Incineration" on this album?

  3. Yes! On side 2 right after "Killing me softly with his blog"!

  4. I think this album had the Top 40 hit about the Institutes -
    I write the tomes that make the whole church think

  5. I write the tomes that make the whole church think

    Thank you Pilgrim Mommy. That one made me feel better.

  6. Didn't this record include the Arminian mocker, "Opps, I did it again" ?

    What about the Rick Warren and Brian McLaren duet, "We are the world...we are the Emergents" ?

    Then there is the Mark Driscoll hit, " %*@#% you little %$&^*# "

    What about John Piper's, " I invitied a wolf into the sheepfold conference " ?

    And lastly, the Universalist classic, " We're on the highway to hell ".


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