tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5882165486994692239.post8070218854589898764..comments2023-10-07T18:05:08.760+03:00Comments on Calvinistic Cartoons: Just for Laughs #73Eddie Eddingshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15864410680077755048noreply@blogger.comBlogger13125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5882165486994692239.post-50463215655714273572011-11-25T20:10:45.987+03:002011-11-25T20:10:45.987+03:00Ms. Stevenson's third grade class, upon hearin...Ms. Stevenson's third grade class, upon hearing the rapture alarm, assumed the approved position. These drills were conducted daily so that they would not be left behind when the trumpet sound. Sadly, Principal Camping kept changing the expected date of when the rapture was supposed to happen. This was third time this year that the kids spent all day "in position".Pastor Jayhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16010915275090904612noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5882165486994692239.post-3043660502801774782010-05-12T02:10:31.175+03:002010-05-12T02:10:31.175+03:00While viewing the interview between Larry King and...While viewing the interview between Larry King and Robert Schuler where Schuler explained his "Wider Mercy" theory in which all people will go to Heaven due to a wideness in God's mercy despite not being mentioned in the Bible, the children at New Testament Christian School immediately smelled a rat and ducked under their desks to avoid being struck by the same lightning bolt that was shurely to hit Schuler...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5882165486994692239.post-62652959003362388912010-01-16T16:12:30.543+03:002010-01-16T16:12:30.543+03:00King James Only Reactionary Training for reminders...King James Only Reactionary Training for reminders that the King James Version had the Apocrypha in the translation of 1611!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5882165486994692239.post-43698798960721761192010-01-16T08:39:21.714+03:002010-01-16T08:39:21.714+03:00Students at the Arminian Holiness Academy practice...Students at the Arminian Holiness Academy practice the only successful defense to a Calvinist armed with John 6:44.Philhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11630461838295942309noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5882165486994692239.post-71946109965077623082010-01-16T08:37:45.442+03:002010-01-16T08:37:45.442+03:00Miss MacEachron's students practice their resp...Miss MacEachron's students practice their response to a "global warming" alert by bowing down, and praying toward Washington D.C.stranger.strange.landhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18095085549321636456noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5882165486994692239.post-34994492142139179442010-01-16T08:25:03.953+03:002010-01-16T08:25:03.953+03:00Eddie, your response to Kevin made me shoot lemon-...Eddie, your response to Kevin made me shoot lemon-lime Gatorade through my nose............and I wasn't drinking ANYTHING at the time.stranger.strange.landhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18095085549321636456noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5882165486994692239.post-1933652015415836612010-01-14T16:36:00.206+03:002010-01-14T16:36:00.206+03:00I meant Klingon toI meant Klingon toAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5882165486994692239.post-39701731720812203532010-01-14T16:35:21.972+03:002010-01-14T16:35:21.972+03:00Wait...Did you imply a certain spacy character to ...Wait...Did you imply a certain spacy character to those who kling to the Bible that grew out of King James I’s hatred for the Geneva Bible’s brief but potent Calvinistic Reformation doctrine in the margins. James authorized this translation in order to remove these “seditious marginal notes.” 1611 King James Authorized VersionAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5882165486994692239.post-71237743249988432002010-01-14T16:08:42.986+03:002010-01-14T16:08:42.986+03:00Yes, you're right...and this space helmet came...Yes, you're right...and this space helmet came with the training!Eddie Eddingshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15864410680077755048noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5882165486994692239.post-29698465583770920442010-01-14T09:45:57.035+03:002010-01-14T09:45:57.035+03:00It's amazing how Eddie found such an early pic...It's amazing how Eddie found such an early picture of the "King James Only" sensitivity training.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5882165486994692239.post-70050150087379538422010-01-14T06:18:58.145+03:002010-01-14T06:18:58.145+03:00Thanks, guys! I needed both of those laughs!
Erg...Thanks, guys! I needed both of those laughs!<br /><br />Ergun Caner!<br /><br />Mountain Dew!<br /><br />*Howls of Laughter*Jon Cardwellhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06701977948648440761noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5882165486994692239.post-87580189599777094882010-01-14T06:15:30.546+03:002010-01-14T06:15:30.546+03:00Good one Kevin! I shot milk through my nose which ...Good one Kevin! I shot milk through my nose which is strange since I was drinking Mountain Dew at the time.Eddie Eddingshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15864410680077755048noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5882165486994692239.post-59945450807466727852010-01-14T06:02:09.545+03:002010-01-14T06:02:09.545+03:00The students at Liberty University have been so we...The students at Liberty University have been so well trained by Ergun Caner, that when he merely mentions the word "calvinist", every single student does the "Duck & Cover" maneuver.Kevin Sorensenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10930643495363470963noreply@blogger.com