Tuesday, February 9, 2010

Cal the Calvinist


  1. Chet Morton couldn't help himself when talking to Sallie Shaw and Frank Hardy.

    "Hey Sallie, how many people did Jesus feed at the beginning of John six?"

    "Boy I'm hungry Frank!"

    "How many where still left at the end of John six?"

    "Who can come to Jesus in John six?

    "Have you read this Frank, 'No one can come to Me unless the Father who sent Me draws him'" (Jn. 6:44)

    "You want to stop by the soda fountain Sallie...You and I and Frank can discuss how everyone left Jesus at the end of John six!"

    "Hey Sallie, do you know it also says,'no one can come to Me unless it has been granted to him by My Father.'" (Jn. 6:65)

    "Hey Frank, do you think your Mom still has any of her wonderful cake left?"

  2. By the way, Frank's swarny nickname for Chet was "Cal the Calvinist." A little known factoid that Eddie was unaware though I suspect he read about Chet Morton and Biff Hopper like me!

  3. "Why did we have to bring your brother along with us to youth group?"

    "MY brother?! I thought he was YOUR brother."


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