LOL!!!This one cracks me up!
Make your retro statement that's:Heterodox/UnorthodoxEmergening/RecyclingMedieval/MonasticChanting/EnchantingExtrinsic/Non-essential
Caption"Sha, dude... It's like this radical dude named JC, like, he rocks. He will make your dreams come true, dude. And its not like you have to give anything up...its like, U-B-U, man... He just validates your perspective and gives you an eternal high...and best of all, dude, all roads lead to heaven" The Broad Road Often Traveled