That would make Jethro, with his eigth grade education, the theologian-in-residence. Probably would make just as much sense as ole Jonesie!
Communion served in the billi-ard room and baptisms in the cee-ment pond?
Please tell me that they won't be using Granny 'rumatis' medicine for Communion.
Oh, that's funnee!
Observing the new sign while driving by the Sovereign Grace Baptist Church facility:JETHRO: Looky there, Ellie Mae! They spelt Bab'dis wrong!
Hahahaha..."Jes be real good'n b'haved, an try not do nuttin wrong, an ya'll be real bless'd now."