I found this old comic in the attic today. I used to hand these out to my troubled friends when I was in college. I am a big fan of the Sacred Sandwich and I noticed the name Coddington Borax on the cover. These stories were all based on true events! The only reason I am writing you instead of Angus is because I know you give out thousands of dollars for things like this...and I need a lot of money so I can retire early.
Thank you for the attachment on your email. I am sending you a blank check. That's right my friend, it is totally blank. There is not one letter or mark on the entire little rectangular sheet of paper. Completely blank. Have a great day!
(To the readers: This may seem a little harsh to some of you but, I frequently get emails from this individual. He uses different names but, they all come from Arkham Asylum.
The man is completely insane.)
I heard that!
And because you heard that, I will be sending you yet another totally blank check for you to fill out at your convenience!