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Proctologist Discovers Ancient Skeletons

Proctologist, Barney Cankerton of Emu, Nebraska, sent these amazing photos to our office a year ago. We just filed them in the wrong bin and recently discovered them as we were doing inventory. Thanks for your patience Barney, we will be sending you a check for $7,000 in the next few days if we don't misplace it.

Endocrinologist Finds Skeleton of Duck and his Nephews

Anesthesiologist Discovers Ancient Tweety Bird Skeleton

Anesthesiologist, Parker Tipton, while digging a grave, in his backyard, for his dead pet emu, discovered this remarkable skeleton of Tweety. Upon further research, he found out that his home had once been owned by Granny Foray, who also owned a black and white cat named Sylvester and a bulldog named Hector. Parker Tipton's neighbor, Mrs. B. Benaderet, said she witnessed the three animals fight many a time when Granny was away.    

Paleontologist Finds Goofy Skeleton

Special thanks to Hyungkoo Lee for the use of his skeleton.

The First Large Print Bible

Longfellow Poem Discovered

Here is a poem recently discovered in an old book at 

the Library of Congress by Nakoma Linkletter.

 

The Song of Finneyhaha

by Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

   On the shores of Gitche Gumee, 
by the crazy tent revival, 
Stood Charlie, the old preacher, 
Pointing with his finger westward, 
O'er the people pointing westward, 
To the purple clouds of sunset.
    Fiercely the red sun descending 
Burned his way along the heavens, 
Set the sky on fire behind him, 
As he posed with eyes a gleaming, 
   "I can create my own revivals, 
With repentance if I choose to, 
It's all about mathematics, 
Heaven blessed and automatic". 
So said Charlie while the sun set, 
With its glare upon his features.

Spanky Found!

Smiley Island

Bag of Bones