Tuesday, July 14, 2009

Just for Laughs! #12

Who are these people? I need help identifying them because heresies and cults always seem to dress up so nice. Do the research and post the results. I am hoping this isn't "The Not Ready for End Times Players" cult. The followers of that cult all pile into a tiny red car and travel around the country throwing yogurt covered Scripture pretzels at innocent bystanders. O how they sugarcoat and twist the Scriptures.

10 comments:

  1. Eddie, those are the Clowns of Glory.

    Get it? CLOWNS? Instead of crowns? See how I took a sound-alike word and use it to---

    Oh, never mind.

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  2. Lilly P. Leadpipe, 32 (front row, far right) was taken to Merciful Pigeons Hospital Sunday evening. According to police reports, TBN co-president Jan Crouch attacked Ms. Leadpipe, thinking she had stolen one of Ms. Crouch's trademark wigs. The incident stunned parishioners, who had just taken communion served by Ms. Leadpipe and the other members of the "Clown Him With Many Clowns" communion troupe.

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  3. Wow, Four* Pointer that was well played my friend, I submit that it cannot be topped!

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  4. Man! I should have said that it cannot be "big topped"! Get it Angus W. Duncan? Do you see what I did there? You see they're clowns and the main tent at the...

    Oh, never mind.

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  5. Here at Saddleback Church we have a friendly, purpose driven staff to assist you, and answer your questions.

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  6. The Wesley family, circa 1750.

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  7. Rob Bell and his board of advisers.

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  8. So, all these guys just piled out of Rowan Williams' Mini Cooper? Cool!

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  9. This is a group of a third kind of baptists. The are not paedobaptist or believers baptists. They are seltzer baptist.

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