Monday, March 9, 2009

Create a Calvinistic Cartoon Caption #11

Congratulations Aaron for caaron enough to participate!
You B D Winner!

In this contest you can add a word balloon
(keep it really short) if you need to and a caption below.
The winner will be announced on Friday, March 13th.
Hint: print this out and carry it with you wherever you go. You might want to invent a contraption that will keep the picture in front of your face while your hands are free to write down ideas. Just don't do what Ibby Loman, of MacMooble, Nevada did and paste it on the windshield of your automobile obstructing the view of the highway.


  1. That Whitefield fellow has become quite the bother; the entire county is talking about "providence" and other such nonsense.

  2. During their weekly meeting the elders decided that the pastor needed to give more tips on fox hunting to make the service more relevant to their gentlemen parishioners.

  3. (In balloon, white haired man speaking) 'My dear boy, you'll never circumvent them by forming a sub-committee of the Presbytery. That's far too obvious.'

    The Chairman of the micro-denomination's prospective son in law, a mainline Presbyterian, began to suspect that he was failing the 'Book of Church Order' portion of the 'elder interview' prerequisite to obtaining his bride.

  4. After the men's attendance dropped by 80%, the church decided to scrap there Jane Austin reenactment.

  5. I'm telling you, we have to be more practical. All of this preaching about God and "regeneration" stuff has to go. I read this great book by a guy named Joel, I was thinking we could change the title a little but it had a lot of great stuff that's relevant to us. How about a sermon series "Life At It's Best Now"?


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