How's this for a punch line.
"Sorry, Mr. Dee Pravity, but you've been chosen before you even entered this room to meet up with the irresistible grace of my fist for a limited effect of preserving my saintly life!"
It would not be the first time that Eddie settled an issue by presenting five good reasons.
@Jim PembertonThat was a nice punch line.
Seriously, Eddie, Benny Hinn told me to chase you with a gun, I tells ya!
These are all better punch lines than the one I was standing in yesterday at Bubba Hotep's birthday party!Thanks guys...(and gal)
@Meghan SmithNice continuity : )
Eddie needs a tie clip.
The Arminian hounding Eddie exclaimed, "Not even GOD can save you now!"
Even though it was predestined to happen, the terrorist never saw it coming. Thank-you Eddie, for saving us again!
Sin doth lurk at Eddie's door;quoth the Calvinist, "Nevermore."
Aw mannn! All the good lines were taken...but they were really good!
As the villian approached, Edward readied himself to deliver the Arminian sucker punch... now you see it, now you don't. Lights out!
@ Jim P and Stranger:Very good!