See Dear I told you if I became Pastor of a word-of-faith Church we would be rolling in the... I mean we would be blessed.
Send in your prayer requests to Lakewood and one lucky, I mean blessed, request will be drawn and you'll win a NEW CAR!
"Not to rain on your parade, but I don't think that's what the angry environmentalist meant when he told you to 'Go Green'."
Al Gore's new car finally arrives and the neighbors are…, well, you know… green with envy.There; I said it and I'm proud of it!
....... and not only that, this car will be perfect for my Christian booksellers conventions! In the back seat alone I will be able to haul 3 sets of John Calvin's commentaries, 2 sets of John Gill's Exposition of the whole bible, and an entire case of Wayne Grudem's Systematic Theology.
Of course we can still go to church, Honey; but this is our god now!
Don't worry, dear. I planted enough seed money to pay for the car and still have some left over for a new dishwasher for you! But let's not get the dishwasher until most of the money rolls in. My faith has its limits!
I know the Bible says they were all in one accord, but have you seen the size of those cars?