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Just Yesterday

President Ilham Aliyev and Tomislav Nikolic unveiled the monument and put flowers on it. First Lady of Azerbaijan Mehriban Aliyeva and Serbian First Lady Dragica Nikolic also laid flowers at the monument. Eddie Eddings and Corky Velveeta of Calvinistic Cartoons also attended the event.

The monument commemorating Nikola Tesla stands in one of the central parks of Baku, at the crossroads on the corner of Azadliq Avenue and Suleyman Rahimov Street. The authors of the 3,3-meter monument are renowned Azerbaijani sculptor Omar Eldarov and architect Sanan Salamzadeh. The monument is made of bronze and represents Nikola Tesla against the background of one of his inventions.

After the ceremony President Aliyev and President Nikolic asked for Corky's autograph and asked to be taken to the year 1898 for some reason.

A Message from Obama

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Fan Photo from David Daniel Kaminsky

Thanks Danny! This ad appeared in Take a Hike magazine last month.

President Obama presents Time Travel Award

The reason no one noticed this before is because it had not happened yet. The President of the United States of America presents the Time Travel Award to Corky and me.

Here is a closer look at the icon that all time-travelers are familiar with. 

Announcement from Owner and President, Eddie Eddings

The following is a message from Eddie Eddings, owner and president of Calvinistic Cartoons:

As much as I try to avoid interrupting this blog with announcements, from time to time I feel it's my duty to inform you readers of what is happening.  Britain's top share index hit a 15-month closing low on Tuesday, with banks and commodity stocks leading a broad-based sell-off, as growing doubts over Greece's ability to stave off a debt default triggered fears of financial turmoil. Now you know.

Announcement Broadcast

Meet Vern Naler

I was recently informed by a stranger that Crispen LaMare may not be doing the job he was hired for. Since Crispen never reads blogs I don't have to worry about him knowing. So I have hired me a private investigator, Vern Naler, (seen above) to follow Crispen for the next 24 hours. Vern is an honest fellow, I believe, and has worked with many Presidents. The President of the National Leaf Blowers of America, the President of Vista Print Business Cards, the President of Bar-B-Cutie Pork Rinds, and President of the Bingo League of Tidewillow, Arkansas.

As a test, I had Vern Naler follow someone to see if he would be detected. Unfortunately, that someone was a pearl diver and Vern almost drowned. The pearl diver ended up saving his life. Mr. Naler only charges a penny for the first day, then double the amount the next day - then the next - and so on. His contract is for only a month so I am not worried.

Open Theist President