My First Oscar

CC Receives Award

Coveted Award Given by Tesla

Thank you Tesla Snodgrass (no relation to Nikola Tesla) for this beautiful award. It took me less than 30 seconds to post it for all the world to see. It will be displayed (until it is taken down) in the Smitsonian Institute (no connection to the SMITHsonian).

President Obama presents Time Travel Award

The reason no one noticed this before is because it had not happened yet. The President of the United States of America presents the Time Travel Award to Corky and me.

Here is a closer look at the icon that all time-travelers are familiar with. 

Ed Young Jr. Receives Award

Talk about Arminian Antics!

This "pastor" is in love with the spotlight of the media...to put it nicely.
Here is what Anonymous had to say:

 I think the "pastor" most deserved of the award should be Ed Young, Jr. of Fellowship Church in Grapevine, Texas. Unlike his dad, Ed Young, Sr., of Second Baptist in Houston, a REAL preacher who knows the Bible inside and out, Eddie Jr. relies on gimmicks like parking a tank on the stage, or worse yet, a toilet. His latest stunt is a 24-hour bed-in with his wife on the roof of the "church", slated for this weekend. THOSE are things more along the lines of P.T. Barnum theatrics.

P.T. would be proud as a peacock!

P.T. Barnum Award and Spurgeon

Joel Osteen wins this award for his lack of Gospel integrity.

Did you know that when P.T. Barnum heard about Spurgeon and the great crowds coming out to hear him he sent him a telegram with an offer of a large sum of money (and all expenses paid to and from America) to come and preach in his circus tents. [charge admission was the idea]

Spurgeon sent a short reply:

 Dear Mr. Barnum, you’ll find my answer in Acts 8:20.

  

"But Peter said unto him, Thy money perish with thee, because thou hast thought that the gift of God may be purchased with money".

Arminian Antics #59

Twilight Zone Award

I am humbled by this prestigious award and would like to thank all those involved in making Calvinistic Cartoons the semi-success that it is today. Please, everyone, stand up on your feet and look at the people around you. Now shake their hands and let them know that they are welcome in your home, anytime.

Picked Up New Award

Awarded this badge for my kindness to Kuwaity Penguins

by the Frozen Bird Society.

Blog Badge Awarded to CC

Once again I am honored to accept this badge

and will display it along with the other stinking badges.

CC is Honored With Yet Another Award

Who knew?

My Second Web Award

My second Web Award is from the

Eat Humble Pie Bakery and Blog Humor Police

of Grand Rapids, Michigan.

Thank you I am honored.

(I have added this to my sidebar and also added

a message from Corky at the bottom of my blog) 

My Very First Web Award

The package arrived today with a note from Benny Finney:

"You won this award hands down, clown.

Your blog is a fog in the bog, you dog.

May all your new members leave in September.

Your site is a blight and a whole lot of trite!"

I want to thank all the Lilliputians for making this happen.

Eddie Receives the Taco Bell Peace Prize

I was very honored today to have the Taco Bell Peace Prize given to me by the United Nations Ambassador, Salvador Conchacha, who dropped by with a film crew from his visit to Dubai. His told me that Calvinistic Cartoons has brought peace to five acres of land, somewhere in the jungles of Ecuador. He seemed like a nice man, but I noticed that after he left my home, my wallet was missing.

My mistake, my wallet had fallen behind the sofa.

Eddie Wins Heisman Trophy

This prestigious trophy is usually awarded in early December to the outstanding player in collegiate football. Imagine my surprise when I was invited to a special banquet where they announced my name! Especially since I have never played football in my life! This "special edition" was given to me by the president of Cotton Adams Quip-Lash Neck Braces, "Junkyard" Cribbits, and Space Sports Museum of America president, "Hockypuck" McGraw. Both are readers of Calvinistic Cartoons although both have vowed never to join as a follower. I also received a check in the amount of $24.77 to be used to buy heartburn tablets.  I want to thank my fellow bloggers and, of course, all the loyal readers who bless me with their fequent visits to Calvinistic Cartoons. God bless you everyone! You're beautiful!

Calvinistic Cartoons Awarded Trophy!

Yesterday, in a warehouse freezer, Calvinistic Cartoons was awarded a golden trophy for "The Most Outstanding Blog with the Initials C.C. in the Field of Pathetic Humor and Flamboyant Jibber-Jabber" by the Committee to Free All Prisoners from Arkham Asylum in Gotham City, Ohio.
During his acceptance speech, Eddie Eddings was hit by a maltese penguin and was driven to the nearest hospital two hundred miles away. The trophy was well received but, was microscopic in size.

Trophy seen here with help from an electron microscope

Limerick Award #1

Random Word Writing Award #7

Find the Award Winning Story by clicking here.

Random Word Writing Award #6

Congratulations John Bird!
Fabulous use of random words!
Read the award winning story just by clicking here!

Earth Day Award