Write a paragraph or two using the following random words:
bookmark, scorpion, moon, pulpit
Entries may be poetry, prose, fiction, essays or interviews.
(or any other form of creatively written expression.)
Just be funny, clever and theological...
and give your piece a TITLE.
The winner will be announced on April 24th
The winner will be announced on April 24th
and will be awarded a
Calvinistic Cartoons Excellence in Random Word Writing Award.
Calvinistic Cartoons Excellence in Random Word Writing Award.
Hang it on your wall or use it as a placemat!
How the Monk Became a Predestinarian
ReplyDeleteThe moon arose;
it was getting late
as the young monk pondered
Romans 8:28.
Across the pulpit
a Bible was sprawled
o’er which a scorpion
stealthily crawled.
The monk understood,
slammed the book and said, “Hark!
What once was evil
has become a bookmark!”
Disgustingly great! I love it!
ReplyDeleteGood one! I might have to opt out on this contest. :)
ReplyDeleteI think I can predict who will win this round!
ReplyDeleteThis is good on so many levels. I laughed, I cried because I laughed so hard- it moved me.
ReplyDeleteExcellent and clever! Wish I had thought of it! Thanks for a good laugh!
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ReplyDeleteHope you can understand.