"Oh, but that's not all, Deacon Don. For the youth outreach, we are building a soccer field across the road. Sunday school lessons are boring for kids, and memorizing verses is too difficult. But, when unsaved young people observe the great attitude and sportsmanship of our church youth, we believe they will want to become Christians, too."
" Yes, Tiger Woods is a great man of god or Buddah or whomever, it doesn't matter what you call him or her... as a matter of fact, Tiger will be teaching a series on marriage, fidelity, and itegrity next month."
"Afterall, it's not about being dogmatic, it's about hittin' it over the dogleg..."
Deacon, our DOG LEG Fellowship will provide, of course, a GREEN FEE to cover our DIVOTS in our DUFF budget. We can even emphasize GIMMES and PENALTY STROKES with either BOGEY’S or BIRDIE’S! That will prevent LOOSE IMPEDIMENTS that might HAZARD our BUNKER!
AND, FOR THE YOUTH...
ReplyDelete"Oh, but that's not all, Deacon Don. For the youth outreach, we are building a soccer field across the road. Sunday school lessons are boring for kids, and memorizing verses is too difficult. But, when unsaved young people observe the great attitude and sportsmanship of our church youth, we believe they will want to become Christians, too."
" Yes, Tiger Woods is a great man of god or Buddah or whomever, it doesn't matter what you call him or her... as a matter of fact, Tiger will be teaching a series on marriage, fidelity, and itegrity next month."
ReplyDelete"Afterall, it's not about being dogmatic, it's about hittin' it over the dogleg..."
LOL! You hit this one way past the green Eddie!
ReplyDeleteWith your permission I would like to add it to my blog with a link back and shout out to you blog. Okay if not.
Bob - you never have to ask
ReplyDeleteDeacon, our DOG LEG Fellowship will provide, of course, a GREEN FEE to cover our DIVOTS in our DUFF budget. We can even emphasize GIMMES and PENALTY STROKES with either BOGEY’S or BIRDIE’S! That will prevent LOOSE IMPEDIMENTS that might HAZARD our BUNKER!
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