Yesterday was National Day of the Ninja and I was completely unaware of it. Well played Ninja Day… well played.
When I think about how much time I’ve spent on Facebook, I wonder how many miles I’ve scrolled on my mouse wheel.
It’s cute how the outdoors try to compete with the internet.
First 5 days after the weekend are always the hardest.
If something cool happens and you don’t share it on Facebook, did it actually happen?
Want to really freak someone out? Add 2 extra turkey legs to the turkey while it’s in the oven.
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Common sense is so rare it should be classified as a super power.
It’s amazing the places I will wander to in my house while I talk on the phone.
If you ever get caught sleeping on the job… slowly raise your head and say, “In Jesus name, amen.”
All 10 of these quotes came from Daniel Rankins, the son of my long-time friend, Rudy, who passed away last year.
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ReplyDeleteI was too busy choking on my food.....
I got to use "First 5 days after the weekend are always the hardest" today at work.
ReplyDeleteFCC...I've been doing the same thing.
ReplyDeleteLOL! Love the common sense one!
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