Thursday, November 17, 2011

Patchwork Arminian Challenge

Name the 5 Arminians who make up this composite.
I'll post the photo answers when someone gets it right.

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33 comments:

  1. Confessional OuthouseNovember 17, 2011 at 1:33 AM

    That outer fringe (5) can only be from Finney, and I'm guessing those beauuuutiful Pearly Whites belong to Joel Osteen (although really his religion doesn't have enough content to really be called Arminian (or Christian))

    I tried to look up photos of Roger Olson and John Wesley to see if any of their parts match, but I don't think so.

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  2. Confessional OuthouseNovember 17, 2011 at 1:34 AM

    Ooh, and I just realized the left eye must be Billy Graham!

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  3. BrianNovember 17, 2011 at 2:05 AM

    I'll exercise my free will and say 1-looks like it could be Jacob Arminius himself(?), 2-definitely looks like Billy Graham, 3-could be Jerry Falwell, I'll take a cue from "Confessional" and say 4 is Joel Osteen, and 5-has to be Charles Finney.

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  4. HelenNovember 17, 2011 at 2:21 AM

    Quel horreur!
    1 Finney 2 Finney 3 Finney 4Finney 5 Finney ?????
    I'm going to have nightmares for a week after this!

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  5. Chris HensleyNovember 17, 2011 at 3:54 AM

    I got it, I got it! He's the lead character in that classic horror flick, 'Arminian Werewolf in London'.

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  6. PersisNovember 17, 2011 at 4:34 AM

    You should have a warning label. This is a Calvinist's nightmare!

    The teeth are definitely Smiling Joel's.

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  7. PersisNovember 17, 2011 at 5:14 AM

    1. Arminius
    2. Billy Graham
    3. Clark Pinnock?
    4. Osteen
    5. Finney

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  8. Eddie EddingsNovember 17, 2011 at 5:28 AM

    1. Arminius
    2. Billy Graham
    3.
    4. Osteen
    5. Finney

    Seek and ye shall find.

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  9. THEOparadoxNovember 17, 2011 at 8:23 AM

    Is this a GEICO commercial? That guy bears quite a resemblance to one of the offended cavemen.

    But it's RANDAL RAUSER by a nose!

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  10. Eddie EddingsNovember 17, 2011 at 8:34 AM

    Nay, 'tis not poor Randal.

    Guesseth againeth.

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  11. THEOparadoxNovember 17, 2011 at 8:54 AM

    Looks a bit like Tim LaHaye, but maybe more like Frank Turek?

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  12. THEOparadoxNovember 17, 2011 at 8:57 AM

    Actually the nose kinda resembles "Jacob" from Lost. The other Jacob Arminius? LOL

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  13. Eddie EddingsNovember 17, 2011 at 9:01 AM

    That last guess was very clever...but, still...no prize.

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  14. PersisNovember 17, 2011 at 4:45 PM

    Kenneth Hagin?

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  15. Eddie EddingsNovember 17, 2011 at 5:15 PM

    Nope

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  16. PersisNovember 17, 2011 at 6:49 PM

    Dave Hunt?

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  17. Eddie EddingsNovember 17, 2011 at 7:52 PM

    No

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  18. The BlainemonsterNovember 17, 2011 at 8:08 PM

    I googled "famous arminian noses" but the only return I got was something about statues in Armenia.

    Can't wait to find out the answer!

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  19. Confessional OuthouseNovember 17, 2011 at 8:08 PM

    John Wesley by a nose? I checked pictures and I don't think so, but I just want to rule it out...

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  20. Eddie EddingsNovember 17, 2011 at 8:39 PM

    No one nose yet...

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  21. AnonymousNovember 17, 2011 at 8:55 PM

    Rick Warren

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  22. AnonymousNovember 17, 2011 at 8:56 PM

    or Robert Schuller?

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  23. AnonymousNovember 17, 2011 at 9:01 PM

    Shouldn’t you have called it the pelagian patchwork though?

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  24. Eddie EddingsNovember 17, 2011 at 9:15 PM

    Ding ding ding.

    Anonymous wins!

    It is Robert Schuller's nose!

    I am writing this from my iPod so you will all have to wait until I get home to post the photos.

    Thanks to everyone who participated.

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  25. AnonymousNovember 17, 2011 at 9:25 PM

    Oh Yeh! I am the winner!
    Also I would not be anonymous if I was computer savvy enough to not be. Can I use my facebook to log on?

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  26. Eddie EddingsNovember 17, 2011 at 10:54 PM

    Under "Choose an identity" after you make a comment, click on Name/URL and then type in your name.

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  27. TrevorNovember 18, 2011 at 12:08 AM

    Ok I will give it a try.

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  28. SpurgeonfanNovember 18, 2011 at 12:09 AM

    Wait I don't like that name how about this one.

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  29. stranger.strange.landNovember 18, 2011 at 3:18 AM

    The composite looks like something that Strong Bad might have created. ; )

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  30. LesNovember 19, 2011 at 3:13 AM

    Charles Finny looks bad enough but the mash up is going to give me nightmares. No wonder Finny never smiled.

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  31. Jim PembertonNovember 19, 2011 at 7:27 AM

    This was a tough one. I must say that the combination here looks perfectly Grinch-like.

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  32. AnonymousNovember 20, 2011 at 3:28 AM

    Look's almost as freaky as Arminian theology itself.

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  33. AshleyNovember 28, 2011 at 9:27 PM

    Doesn't anyone think this is the scariest thing they've ever seen? Maybe Sacred Sandwich needs to feature this one as a "scary halloween costume for christians" post...

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