Sorry 'bout the Reformation. Say, do you like Frosted Flakes?
I've got a joke that ends, "Is the Pope Catholic?" Want to hear it?
Are you glad to meet me? I'm kinda famous.
How's the Blessed Virgin statue doin'? I think she may be crying because of our bonding. Let's go see!
Will you let me sing a Catholic song on Vatican Idol?
Where can I buy a hat like that?
Do you need anyone else on your staff? It would be good publicity for the both of us. I have my resume with me.
Holy Smoke! Mind if I take a selfie with you? It's for all of Christendom y'know.
The Flying Nun was one of my favorite TV shows when I was growing up.
I'm building a Rickmobile myself. It's kinda like your Popemobile but better.
You lose if you schmooooze!
I'm working on a "Purpose Driven" rosary prayer. Want to hear it.
I was thinking "Purpose-Driven Pope".
Mister Pope, or, uh, Father, I just wanted to apologize on behalf of all Protestants for that goofball Martin Luther and his cronies.
Sorry 'bout the Reformation. Say, do you like Frosted Flakes?
ReplyDeleteI've got a joke that ends, "Is the Pope Catholic?" Want to hear it?
ReplyDeleteAre you glad to meet me? I'm kinda famous.
ReplyDeleteHow's the Blessed Virgin statue doin'? I think she may be crying because of our bonding. Let's go see!
ReplyDeleteWill you let me sing a Catholic song on Vatican Idol?
ReplyDeleteWhere can I buy a hat like that?
ReplyDeleteDo you need anyone else on your staff? It would be good publicity for the both of us. I have my resume with me.
ReplyDeleteHoly Smoke! Mind if I take a selfie with you? It's for all of Christendom y'know.
ReplyDeleteThe Flying Nun was one of my favorite TV shows when I was growing up.
ReplyDeleteI'm building a Rickmobile myself. It's kinda like your Popemobile but better.
ReplyDeleteYou lose if you schmooooze!
ReplyDeleteI'm working on a "Purpose Driven" rosary prayer. Want to hear it.
ReplyDeleteI was thinking "Purpose-Driven Pope".
DeleteMister Pope, or, uh, Father, I just wanted to apologize on behalf of all Protestants for that goofball Martin Luther and his cronies.
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