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ReplyDeleteThe man looked wild-eyed and shaken. He was yelling like a wounded baboon in a tunnel of love. I stopped him with a quick slap from a white glove someone had left on the table.
SNAP OUT OF IT AND CLAW YOUR WAY BACK TO REALITY!
That always seemed to work in situations of this kind. A tear rolled down his cheek. I reached in my pocket and gave his a handkerchief with the initials B.O.
What do you expect to find in a book about landfills?
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