"What would you have done in my position? Seriously, complaining about this and complaining about that. No water, Too much manna. It was 24/7 nonstop, I tells ya."
A young Stanley Roebuck has to tell Abe Finkleman that due to budget cuts, Macy's board of directors has decided not to go with a department store Moses this Passover.
Miracle on 40 Years Street
ReplyDelete"I know I took the place of that drunkard you hired to play Moses, but I really am Moses. Don't you believe?"
"What would you have done in my position? Seriously, complaining about this and complaining about that. No water, Too much manna. It was 24/7 nonstop, I tells ya."
ReplyDeleteAfter 40 years, Moses gets counseling.
Man: Moses, I need you to come with me to 2014... the evangelical church is worshipping the golden calf again.
ReplyDeleteMoses: Oy...
Man on right: I don't know, Arlin, I just closed my eyes and, "POOF!" There was Everyday a Friday where Why Revival Tarries had been!
ReplyDeleteThe Ten Commandments are not for today, Moses! The Old Testament expired.
ReplyDeleteA young Stanley Roebuck has to tell Abe Finkleman that due to budget cuts, Macy's board of directors has decided not to go with a department store Moses this Passover.
ReplyDeleteYes, I do believe in free will, but not like you. Free will is just the ability to temporarily defy some of God's commands.
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