The Tesla Guitar

Ladies and gentlemen, I present the Tesla Guitar. Click Here.

Random Word Writing Challenge #36

Write as many paragraphs as you like using the words above.

Entries may be poetry, prose, fiction, essays or interviews.

(or any other form of creatively written expression.)

Just be funny, clever and theological...

Just for Laughs #261

Provide caption(s)

Wednesday Web Comic #7

a mere click will enlarge the pic
but the new window way is still better

Nikola Tesla style.

Found this to be amusing. Although, in my opinion, at about 2:09 it smacks a little of secular idolatry. It's probably noticeable, on this blog, that Tesla is one of my heroes. He was one of the most brilliant men to grace this planet. He had a great respect for the Bible. Spiritually, he wandered away from the Truth. I don't know if he ever returned. 

Just for Laughs #260

You know what to do

Easy Certificate

Fascinating Communication and Demonstration

Life

Old Faye Rosehart Encore

from March 29, 2010

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Random Word Writing Challenge #35

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Hugh Jackman about Nikola Tesla

From the Freezing Archives

(from January 28, 2009)

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 The first part of this short bio does not talk about Tesla, but rather the mystery of genius. You can skip over the first 28% of the book and arrive at Location 159, "Imagination and the Man Who Invented the 20th Century". A very good and perspective-changing read. You can thank me later.

The Key

An excerpt from Tesla autobiography:

"One day, as I was roaming the mountains, I sought shelter from an approaching storm. The sky became overhung with heavy clouds, but somehow the rain was delayed until, all of a sudden, there was a lightening flash and a few moments after, a deluge. This observation set me thinking. It was manifest that the two phenomena were closely related, as cause and effect, and a little reflection led me to the conclusion that the electrical energy involved in the precipitation of the water was inconsiderable, the function of the lightening being much like that of a sensitive trigger. Here was a stupendous possibility of achievement. If we could produce electric effects of the required quality, this whole planet and the conditions of existence on it could be transformed. The sun raises the water of the oceans and winds drive it to distant regions where it remains in a state of most delicate balance. If it were in our power to upset it when and wherever desired, this might life sustaining stream could be at will controlled. We could irrigate arid deserts, create lakes and rivers, and provide motive power in unlimited amounts. This would be the most efficient way of harnessing the sun to the uses of man. The consummation depended on our ability to develop electric forces of the order of those in nature.

It seemed a hopeless undertaking, but I made up my mind to try it and immediately on my return to the United States in the summer of 1892, after a short visit to my friends in Watford, England; work was begun which was to me all the more attractive, because a means of the same kind was necessary for the successful transmission of energy without wires. At this time I made a further careful study of the Bible, and discovered the key in Revelation. The first gratifying result was obtained in the spring of the succeeding year, when I reaching a tension of about 100,000,000 volts—one hundred million volts -- with my conical coil, which I figured was the voltage of a flash of lightening. Steady progress was made until the destruction of my laboratory by fire, in 1895, as may be judged from an article by T.C. Martin which appeared in the April number of the Century Magazine. This calamity set me back in many ways and most of that year had to be devoted to planning and reconstruction. However, as soon as circumstances permitted, I returned to the task."

Face Off - Tesla and Edison

Just for Laughs #259

Go thick with the captions

Beware the Warminian!

clicketh to enlargeth then printeth

Carminian

Empire Builders or Kingdom Builders?

Eddie at Art Show

Eddie views the paint-by-number portrait of Nikola Tesla by Corky Velveeta. This art show is open to the public from noon until nine, Monday through Saturday, until July 10, 1998.   

Random Word Writing Challenge #34

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(or any other form of creatively written expression.)

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The Tesla Rangers Recruiting Poster

Velveeta Dreams #6

An odd dream indeed. What does it mean?

Feedback #1

Feedback depends on you to provide the answers. Whatever the question might be, just do a little research and give us the truth. Use quotes, facts and/or links to supply the answers. Thanks. 

The Bell Curve Bible

The Nikola Tesla Glow in the Dark Bobblehead

Nikola Tesla and Samuel Clemens (Mark Twain) had quite the interesting friendship over the years. 

Twain “cured” Tesla of an illness through his writing:

“I had hardly completed my course at the Real Gymnasium when I was prostrated with a dangerous illness or rather, a score of them, and my condition became so desperate that I was given up by physicians. During this period I was permitted to read constantly, obtaining books from the Public Library which had been neglected and entrusted to me for classification of the works and preparation of the catalogues. One day I was handed a few volumes of new literature unlike anything I had ever read before and so captivating as to make me utterly forget my hopeless state. They were the earlier works of Mark Twain and to them might have been due the miraculous recovery which followed. Twenty-five years later, when I met Mr. Clemens and we formed a friendship between us, I told him of the experience and was amazed to see that great man of laughter burst into tears.”

And Tesla once cured Twain’s constipation by having him stand on a “healing machine”.

And in later years, Clemens would regularly visit with Tesla, engaging in stunningly intelligent entertainment such as shooting an x-ray gun at his head for fun. There’s even rumors that Twain’s story A Connecticut Yankee In King Arthur’s Court, an early sci-fi classic, based its main character around Tesla.

Wednesday Web Comic #6

Corky's Iron Man 3 Poster

For a better view - click on picture

Mr. Q Answers Any Question

Mr. Q is ready, once again, to take on your questions. No matter how intelligent or idiotic they might be. Remember, there are no stupid questions...just dumb ones. 

Corky's Ad Contest Entry #24

This Oldsmobile ad was sent to us by Solomon Grundy of Cranky Corner, Louisiana. He enclosed a note that read, "Just like Corky - Styled to Lead and Built to Last!"

A Post Post

A big thanks to Dr. Vinnie Boombotz for sending in this 1959 issue of the Saturday Evening Post.

Stop Drop and Pray

DON'T MISS THIS SHORT BUT AWESOME SERMON!

Random Word Writing Challenge #33

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An Oldie That Seems So New

Velveeta Dreams #5

Velveeta dreams a lot it seems

The meaning just out of his reach.

So it's up to you to follow the clue

And interpret his unusual dream.

A Gift for the Kiddies

Wednesday Web Comic #5

To click or not to click, that is the question.

Corky's Ad Contest Entry #23

Lest ye forget. The Corky ad contest is still on! This ad came in via e-mail from Mayfly Benton of Lava Town, Kansas. Remember, seven million dollars goes to the winner of this contest!

Just for Laughs #258

Provide the element of dialog

Christian's Twitter their Problems

A Look at the Book of Jude

Jude 3

From the Family Album

This is a photo of my wife, Mary, and me while stationed in Friedberg, Germany.

Velveeta Dreams #4

It's all in his mind - the meaning behind

Velveeta's elusive dreams.

Maybe YOU know - and if that's so, 

then type your comments, please!

Random Word Writing Challenge #32

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Things I could have said on Facebook but didn't

I only eat pasta, rice, bread and potatoes. I'm a 'carbivore'..

I can eat bacon sandwiches with either hand. I'm hambidextrous.

What moisturizer do bullfighters use? Olay.

Funny..I don't remember being absent-minded.

First rule of Procrastination Club: I'll tell you later....

A pessimist's blood type is b-negative.

When the smog lifts in Los Angeles, U C L A.

When does Video get out of prison for the Radio Star murder?

Narcissist Supermarkets only have self-checkouts.

I didn't pay my Syntax, and got a poorly constructed prison sentence.

Nature abhors a vacuum. That's why her house is such a mess.

It's raining cats and dogs. Well, as long as it doesn't reindeer.

Be kind to your dentist. He has fillings, too.

Which president was least guilty? Lincoln. He is in a cent.

The man who created knock knock jokes deserves a no-bell prize.

I just got hit with a can of soda, luckily it was a soft drink.

I would tell you a pun about pizza, but it’s to cheesy

Dear whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office - I will track you down. You have my Word.

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