Calvinistic Cartoons: Just for Laughs #257

Tuesday, April 23, 2013

Just for Laughs #257

This many books and one lady yelling equals a need for many captions

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AnonymousApril 23, 2013 at 7:51 AM
C'MON NOW PEOPLE! LET'S BUILD A LIBRARY AROUND THESE BOOKS BEFORE IT RAINS!
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Jim PembertonApril 23, 2013 at 6:23 PM
Mary Temperance Harper, president of the Sheboygan, WI, chapter of the Arminian Women's Society, swears on a stack of Bibles that "No lips that utter TULIPs will touch my lips!"
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Joel GarnerApril 28, 2013 at 12:00 PM
Excited about her new book, Why Paul Was Wrong, Ima F.E.M. Inist offers a deal for the ages - one book free, for five dollars!
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mikew116April 29, 2013 at 9:53 PM
Miss Bertha Finney is thrilled to death at the announcement of Beth Moore's latest book, gives a speech at her local Daisy Ladies Fellowship Group who is currently studying Joyce Meyer.
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AnonymousApril 3, 2014 at 7:07 AM
The Arminiwitch of the West commands her Christian-self-help monkeys to bring more of the works of the Wonderful Writer of Institutes for the pyre.
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Tuesday, April 23, 2013

Just for Laughs #257

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