I know the Las Vegas chamber of commerce said they are making some changes to attract more visitors who are religious, but I'm not sure which religion they had in mind.
Wow! I can't believe the big turnout for Elephant Room 3!
Good one!
Disney does church.
The Curmudgeon: "Hey! Who got footprints on the new carpet? Those darn kids!"
Hipster: "Someone said this was rockin' church. I thought they were talking about the music."
"Now I know why pastor Justin Lightly is so popular. What a great sermon about the following God's laws and statues!"
I told you, Spurgeon preaches ACROSS from the Elephant and Castle, NOT IN the Elephant's Castle!
Love it!
Why do I get the feeling that Aimee Semple McPherson had something to do with planning this church service?
That could have very well been her home.
ZOMBIES! They're quoting Joel Osteen with authority in there!
Is this where Elephant Room is being held this year?
Joel Osteen finally went the extra extra mile for tolerance and renovated Lakewood Church so as to be accepting of all religions.
Yeah, and we're proud of it, too!
I know the Las Vegas chamber of commerce said they are making some changes to attract more visitors who are religious, but I'm not sure which religion they had in mind.
ReplyDeleteWow! I can't believe the big turnout for Elephant Room 3!
ReplyDeleteGood one!
DeleteDisney does church.
ReplyDeleteThe Curmudgeon: "Hey! Who got footprints on the new carpet? Those darn kids!"
ReplyDeleteHipster: "Someone said this was rockin' church. I thought they were talking about the music."
ReplyDelete"Now I know why pastor Justin Lightly is so popular. What a great sermon about the following God's laws and statues!"
ReplyDeleteI told you, Spurgeon preaches ACROSS from the Elephant and Castle, NOT IN the Elephant's Castle!
ReplyDeleteLove it!
DeleteWhy do I get the feeling that Aimee Semple McPherson had something to do with planning this church service?
ReplyDeleteThat could have very well been her home.
DeleteZOMBIES! They're quoting Joel Osteen with authority in there!
ReplyDeleteIs this where Elephant Room is being held this year?
ReplyDeleteJoel Osteen finally went the extra extra mile for tolerance and renovated Lakewood Church so as to be accepting of all religions.
ReplyDeleteYeah, and we're proud of it, too!
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