There's just no fooling that guy!
Wow, that Michael Jackson illustration has totally convinced me! (Not)
Nothing quite like Arminian reasoning.
Well actually nothing like Calvinists making fun of Arminian reasoning. :-)
Well, a person can change from one gender to another, too. Nevermind that the results are monstrously artificial and on the order of Mary Shelley's Frankenstein.
Arminian reasoning.Even though Eddie has embellished it here for the sake of humor, it is really not too far off from their actual arguments against Calvinism. See the articles in S.E.A.
The argument is invalid since Michael Jackson wasn't Ethiopian.
Are you sure? Has anyone seen his birth certificate? Hmmmmmmmmmmm?
Ironically, he has the ability to distort scripture.