Shortly after Rob Bell announced his leaving of Mars Hill all the people sang, "thank you very much, thank you very much, that's the nicest thing that anyone's ever done for me..."
And the next item on our agenda of the Reformed Baptist Annual Congregational meeting: The deacons have approved a more biblical practice at communion. We'll be using real wine, starting this Sunday.
It never fails to be a big crowd pleaser when a Cavinist-Arminian debate turns into a fisticuffs.
ReplyDelete"Do ya think these seeker-sensitive services will catch on?"
ReplyDeleteShortly after Rob Bell announced his leaving of Mars Hill all the people sang, "thank you very much, thank you very much, that's the nicest thing that anyone's ever done for me..."
ReplyDeleteAnd the next item on our agenda of the Reformed Baptist Annual Congregational meeting: The deacons have approved a more biblical practice at communion. We'll be using real wine, starting this Sunday.
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ReplyDeleteReal wine??!! What? Did some Reformed-Presbyterians infiltrate while nobody was watching the doors?
Yes, the rest of the redeemed are here! Wait! Where's Eddie! Oh, there he is, he was captaining the ship!
ReplyDeleteHappy are Lutherans when they hear of beer!
ReplyDeleteGarrison Keillor hosts a surprise "Prairie Home Companion" in the parking lot after service at the Euphorian Lutheran Church.
ReplyDeleteLangley Baptist members cheering New Pot Luck regulations!
ReplyDeleteI see Whitfield and Wesley are debating again.
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