Calvinistic Cartoons: Just for Laughs #121

Thursday, September 2, 2010

Just for Laughs #121

Humor and laughter strengthen your immune system, boost your energy, diminish pain, and protect you from the damaging effects of stress. Best of all, this priceless medicine is fun, free, and easy to use. Provide a caption and we can all sleep better tonight.

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AnonymousSeptember 2, 2010 at 3:08 PM
The Lord is the Maker of Breal Cream!
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AnonymousSeptember 2, 2010 at 3:32 PM
Arminian Andy proudly proclaims, "I have just reclaimed my salvation by deciding to once again make Jesus Lord!"
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AnonymousSeptember 3, 2010 at 10:48 PM
When asked who would like a free subscription to Arminian Antics, young Arminian Andy quickly raised his hand.
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PersisSeptember 4, 2010 at 2:59 AM
"Pray for me. I'm off to toilet paper Eddie Eddings' house!"
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Pastor JayNovember 23, 2011 at 7:19 AM
Raise your hands if your sure you have chosen to be saved today and might actually think about possibly considering acting like it someday in the near or far future....maybe.
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Pastor JayNovember 23, 2011 at 7:20 AM
Raise your hand if you get confused when Arminians sing Blessed Assurance.
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A Testimony to God's Saving Grace

My B.C. years were pocked with sin and grief.
I did all I could to fulfill my carnal ambitions. Thinking I would always earn a living as a musician, I dropped out of high school to devote myself to sex, drugs and rock n' roll. Getting high was my top priority. I was jailed eventually, hospitalized, and committed to a mental institution because of my suicidal inclinations. When I was released, I continued pursuing the same activities. I did all I could to escape reality. I was running from myself...running from my past...and without knowing it at the time, running straight into the hands of God! I now realize the Lord was setting up all the roadblocks, detours, and dead-ends in my life, leading me through a seemingly hopeless maze into a direct confrontation with His Son, Jesus Christ! Hebrews 1:14 declares that God sends His angels to render service to "those who will inherit salvation." He was surely doing that in my tangled life. One night, while alone in my room, I could run no longer. I reached out to the Lord and cried in desperation for Him to save me from a life misspent. He heard my plea and miraculously and instantly transformed me. I will never be the same.

Thursday, September 2, 2010

Just for Laughs #121

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