After signing Ted Haggard up to a 4 year, 17 million dollar contract with a 1 million dollar incentive cause, to be paid in 2013, if he can remain "incident free" for the first two years, as the newest and bestest pastor ever at the newly built Emergent Driven Community Life Way Church. The powers that be like to celebrate with a few glasses of NitWit Single Malted Scotch. It is the drink preferred by NiWits everywhere.
After signing Ted Haggard up to a 4 year, 17 million dollar contract with a 1 million dollar incentive cause, to be paid in 2013, if he can remain "incident free" for the first two years, as the newest and bestest pastor ever at the newly built Emergent Driven Community Life Way Church. The powers that be like to celebrate with a few glasses of NitWit Single Malted Scotch. It is the drink preferred by NiWits everywhere.
ReplyDelete...and then the Catholic says to the leprechaun ....
ReplyDelete"...and them Baptist think this wrong?"
ReplyDeleteThe emergent way of taking communion.
ReplyDeleteCan you believe how much we conned those poor dupes, I mean devoted followers, out of this year? I just bought my third Ferrari!
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