Monday, December 22, 2008

Create a Calvinistic Cartoon Caption #4

pilgrim mommy you have won!
Be the first of 2009 to win the Caption Contest!
The funniest caption will be announced on January 1, 2009.
This time there will be a colorful Calvinist Cartoon Certificate (I'm workin' on it) sent to you via e-mail so you can print it, frame it, and place it on your wall. That way, if a thief breaks into your home while you are on vacation, he will see it and admire the fact that you have an award-winning sense of humor, and abandon his thieving way of life. You can rejoice in the fact that you have not only contributed to this site and brought many a staunch Calvinist a much needed chuckle, but you have done a service for your community and the neighboring counties within a fifty mile radius.


  1. Pastor always adopted a prayerful posture and muttered the conjugations in Greek before trying to explain that Father Abraham was no relation to Uncle Sam.

  2. Or that "Luke, I am your father" was not part of the Christmas story. . . .

  3. "Your Sister just converted to Catholicism Pastor"...

    or better yet

    "Did I ever tell you why Arminius is smarter then Jonathon Edwards"

  4. "You mean Calvin isn't the little kid with the tiger?"

  5. The Poster Above just gave me a good idea... ;)

    "Does Calvinism mean that they like Calvin more then Hobs? Isn't that kinda unfair?"


  6. "Didn't they tell you this when you took the pastorate???? We have always raised money by selling live bait out of the baptistry during fishing season."


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