Tim the tiny theologian talked to Terry the temperate tortoise.
Not sure if that really counts as a tongue-twister...Try saying it fast, out-loud, and see. ;-)
Fifty-five Finney Flakes for fifty-five Finney Fans.
John Calvin's Caverns off the coast of Costa Rica.
Six sublapsarians slandering seven supralapsarians.
@Joel the ImmerserIt succeded in twisting my tongue. And I said it at a moderte speed. (I stumbled at "Terry the temperate tortoise")
The Thoroughly Theological Thingamajig
Seventy seven benevolent elephants stepped on Sproul's spongecake.
Thomas Watson went to Wales to watch walruses.
Eddie edited it.
I saw Esau, he saw me, and she saw I saw Esau.(from the Tongue Twister Emergent Study Bible)
Boettner bought a Bible but, said he, my Bible's better so he brought a better Bible to the Bible Broadcast Hour.
Paddy packed Puritan paperbacks.
Sproul spryly sprinkled sprockets spraying sprawling sprinters.
Caliph caviled Calvin.
A plethora of Pentecostal pastors prefer plastic pulpits to preach Proverbs proficiently.
This is something that Mr. Boyd posted a long time ago. I liked it so much that I memorized it. Though it's not a tongue twister, per se...."God's choice to choose the chosen was a choice chosen before the chosen could choose to choose their choice because they were chosen before they ever made a choice to choose."
Where did you find that? I don't remember it.
Mr. Boyd:I don't remember. I just know that I wrote it down and said it while brushing my teeth. :D I spent several late nights going through the archives when I was new to CC.
It might have been Mr. Cardwell who posted it. I can't recall now. But I think it was you.
Rewrite to make it a little harder:Forty-five Finney Flakes for fifty-four Finney Fans.
...I mean, a LOT harder.
@Toy Boat JoeThat is harder. I think I've just sprained my lower lip. :-)
Thank you stranger dot strange dot land, and now, you will never hear from me again.
"All that the Father giveth me shall come to me; and him that cometh to me I will in no wise cast out." John 6:37This must qualify as a tongue twister because I know some who stumble all over this phrase and are unable to utter it. Try it yourself. If you can read it out loud, you are a Calvinist; if not you are probably Arminian. I heard a pastor preaching in John 5 and he just skipped over all the hard verses as though they didn’t even exist.
@RMP: I said it; I'm a Calvinist. :D
Luther looted a luthierto lamely loot a flute,but the luthier lay lamein his own little hameand Luther looted only a flute.Needs work :)