Perfect! Isn't it WalMart that carries the "Best Choice" brand??? So here's their new tagline:WAA-MART. Always the loosest theology. Always.
I think he has the "Purpose Driven Business" on his library shelf. Oh, oops, silly me, I meant "church".
You Calvinists can go ahead and mock to your hearts' content. Harold Camping is one of YOU! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Only four got slain in the spirit? Oh well, it's a start, I guess...
Tomorrow, children, Uncle Harold's prediction will come true! Then you'll all be camping, whether you like it or not!
"Slain in the Spirit." Is that even scriptural?Oh, yeah. Ananias and Sapphira.
True...
"Annanias and Sapphira"- Finally, a verse that supports being slain! Rushdoony was right about the plague of non-tithers, I guess.
@Stranger: Ouch! Nice one. I feel like "laying hands" on some folks personally.
Perfect! Isn't it WalMart that carries the "Best Choice" brand???
ReplyDeleteSo here's their new tagline:
WAA-MART. Always the loosest theology. Always.
I think he has the "Purpose Driven Business" on his library shelf. Oh, oops, silly me, I meant "church".
ReplyDeleteYou Calvinists can go ahead and mock to your hearts' content. Harold Camping is one of YOU!
ReplyDeleteBWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Only four got slain in the spirit? Oh well, it's a start, I guess...
ReplyDeleteTomorrow, children, Uncle Harold's prediction will come true! Then you'll all be camping, whether you like it or not!
ReplyDelete"Slain in the Spirit." Is that even scriptural?
ReplyDeleteOh, yeah. Ananias and Sapphira.
True...
ReplyDelete"Annanias and Sapphira"- Finally, a verse that supports being slain! Rushdoony was right about the plague of non-tithers, I guess.
ReplyDelete@Stranger: Ouch! Nice one. I feel like "laying hands" on some folks personally.
ReplyDelete